(I put the pun words in CAPS)
A man was smoking in a no smoking restaurant. Mik went up to him and said “sir, you’ll have to leave’. The smoker said to mik “what if I dont wanna, yeah?, what’ll ya do then?” Mak walked up to the smoking man’s face and said ‘leave. this is a no smoking restaurant. no BUTTS about it”. The man said “fine” and walked out and jumped on his bike. Mik said to mak ” man, has that bike been through a RECYCLING machine”? Word spread, and no smokers smoked in that restaurant ever again.