I was watching Beauty and the Geek the other day, and felt like submitting this joke (as it’s somewhat similar to something that happened in the show).
A blonde is in school, and her teacher is having a random discussion about IQs.
Teacher: “So what would you say your IQ is?” she asks a student
Kid #1: “I don’t know.. I think it’s just the regular 100.”
Teacher: “He, he, alright, you?” she asks another student.
Kid #2: “Umm… well… I took a test and it’s 118.”
Teacher: “Ah, you’re pretty smart, then.”
The teacher then realizes that someone is not paying attention.
Teacher: “What IQ do you think you have, young lady?”
The blonde jolts up a little due to the surprise.
Blonde: “My IQ?”
Teacher: “Yes.”
The blonde then grins arrogantly, “Heh, my IQ is, I would say, probably like an A right now… what is that? Like a 4.0?”