A Few One-Liners

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Lead me not into temptation…I can find the way myself.

The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

Miracles are performed every day, the impossible takes longer.

Never knock on Death’s door: ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).