A guy’s walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking a cigarette.
He says “Kid, you’re too young to smoke.”
Little Johnny looks up and doesn’t say anything.
The guy says “How old are you?”
Little Johnny says “Six.”
The guy says “Six? When did you start smoking?”
Little Johnny says “Right after the first time I got laid.”
The guy says “Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?”
Little Johnny says “I don’t remember. I was drunk.”
A guy’s walking down the stree…
in Jokes