A knight and his men returned …

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.”How are we faring? ” asked the king.”Sire! ” replied the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies to the west.” “What? ” shrieked the king, “I don’t have any enemies to the west! ” “Oh! “said the knight, “Well, you do now.”