A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. ?What the hell do you think you?re doing?? ?I?m a chiropractor, and I?m just keeping in practice while I?m waiting in line.? ?Well, I?m a lawyer, but you don?t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you??
A lawyer is standing in a long…
in Jokes