A man says to his wife, “Get r…

A man says to his wife, “Get ready you, me & the dog are going fishing.”
Wife says, “I dont want to go.”
Man gives her 3 choices, fishing, blow job or take it up the arse.
Wife pick blow job. After she sucking for a while she says, “It tastes like shit.
Man says, “I know, dog didnt want to go fishing either.”