A man walked into an appliance…

A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25″ remote controlled color television set.”One dollar,” the clerk replied.”You’ve got to be kidding.” “Look, Mac,” the clerk said, “do you want it or not? ” Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the way out with his incredible bargain, the cuctomer saw a big frost-free refrigerator with automatic ice maker.”How much for that? ” he asked the clerk.”Fifty cents,” came the reply. The customer forked over the half dollar, saying, “What the heck is going on here? ” “Nothing is going on here,” the clerk snapped.”But my boss is at my house with my wife. And what he’s doing to her, I’m doing to his business.”