Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Are you kidding? You’re a geek while I need a man with a big bank account and a nice house!
Boy: I have 1000 GBs in the cloud.
Girl: Come on, that won’t even buy us a cabin in Texas!
Boy: You don’t know sh*t, my EC2 account can buy a farm in New York if you wish!
A Really Big Account
in Jokes