A trucker who has been out on …

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down €500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished.”But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker replies, “Listen darlin?, I?m not horny ? I?m just homesick.”