A family was traveling across country, and were on their first stop for gas. Getting out to stretch their legs, they walked into the gas station and began to look at the various items that were placed around them.
The son goes over to a rack of books, and picks up one and laughs. “‘Cooking With Mormons.’ We should definitely get this one,” he sarcastically stated.
The father grabbed it from his hands and stared at it for a minute, then said, “Maybe it’ll tell us how to cook them right.” The son looked confused and said blankly “Who?”
“The Mormons, of course,” was his reply.