An Actual Conversation W/ Friends

“That guy looks like Jesus… and so does his friend.. did Jesus have a twin?”
“No, at least.. I dont think he did.. never thought about it”
“Oh, well. Twins are awesome… hey, why is Jesus walking into our school? *gasp* what if he rapes us all?! JESUS IS A PEDO!”
“Calm down, Jesus isn’t a pedo, he loves kids!”
“Gee, that helps”