A man was walking along the beach when he saw bottle. Curious, he picked it up and was wiping the sand off it when out came a genie. “I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie.
The man couldn’t believe it. “First, I want ten million dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Poof! The genie handed the man a piece of paper with his account information on it.
“Next, I want to be the smartest man in the world.”
Poof! The man instantly became smart.
“Now, I want to be irresistible to women.”
Poof! The man was changed into a huge box of chocolates.