It was Arbor Day, and a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all planted something.
The redhead planted flowers in her front yard.
The brunette planted a tree in her back yard.
The blonde didn’t know what to plant, so she asked the redhead.
“Plant something that looks good,” she said.
The blonde still didn’t know what to plant, so she asked the brunette.
“Plant something you want more of,” she said.
The blonde finally knew what to plant. The next day,her husband was declared a missing person.