Are You Sure

– I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
– You can’t have everything, where would you put it?
– Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
– What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of baldmen?
– In a country of free speech why are there telephone bills?
– If practice makes perfect, and nojoke’s perfect, why practice?