A lawyer was reading a wealthy man’s will to the people mentioned in it.
“To my wife Claire, who stood by me through the rough times as well as the good, I leave you the house, the cars and $5 million.”
The lawyer continued, “To my daughter Sarah, who took care of me during my illness and kept my company going, I leave you the yacht, the business and $2 million.”
The lawyer concluded, “And, to my cousin Phil, who always hated me, argued with me, was envious of me, and thought I would never mention him in my will … well, you’re wrong. ‘Hi, Phil!’”