Sloth
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The King’s Prisoners
in JokesA king is sentencing his prisoners. The first person enters and says that he stole a horse. “Hang him,” the king yells. The second person comes in and says he stole old ladies’ purses. “You heartless fiend! Shoot him” the king growls. The third person comes in and says that he pirated software on the…
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Biting Bugs…
in JokesHygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Jose: Don’t bite any.
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Parental FAQ
in JokesQ: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, generally 35 children are enough. Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it’s the flu, you’ll…
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How to Keep an Idiot Busy For Hours
in Jokeshere is a link to the joke http://miamistreetracing.com/forum/v…d.php?tid=2385
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Weird Facts XIII
in JokesA single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans a year. The only bird that can swim but not fly is the penguin. The tallest man was 8’11” The first vacuum was so large; it was brought to a house by horse. A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
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Space Adventure Part I
in JokesThis story takes place in a very specific year. Somewhere in the future. A year after Bush leaves office. ——————————– Part 1. A Space mission Place: In a rocket in space. Notes: names such as Junior and Senior are just rankings on the shuttle. ——————————– Senior: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JUNIOR? Junior: Getting a donut.…
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My Plates or Yours?
in JokesA professional photographer, at a friend’s house for dinner, was asked to show his portfolio from a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed. “What wonderful photos!” said the host’s wife. “You must have a very expensive camera.” The photographer just smiled and waited until after dinner, when he said, “Thank you for the…
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Perform a Specified Task
in JokesHow many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task? A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.