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The Best Blonde Jokes
in JokesQ: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they’ll have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?” Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, the…
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You Know Your a Redneck…..
in JokesYou know your a redneck when there are 15 cars in your driveway, and the only one that moves is your house.
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Dirty Floor
in JokesYour floor is so dirty, I stepped inside and said “Nice carpet.” You said, “Man, those are cockroaches!”
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Steve Wright III
in JokesI used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there. I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone. I replaced the headlights…
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Very Hot Day
in JokesIt was a very hot day in Minnesota. Inga finished hanging up the wash, put dinner in the oven and headed downtown to do some errands. “Gootness, it’s hot,” she mused to herself, as she walked down Main Street. As she passed by a tavern, she thought, “Vy nodt?” So she walked in and took…
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Lone Ranger
in JokesTonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prairie one day. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, “Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess.” Tonto bends down and puts his ear to the ground. He turns and says to the Lone Ranger, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger says to Tonto,…
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You Might be a Redneck If….
in JokesYou might be a redneck if… On stag night, you take a real deer. You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house. Your back porch is bigger than your house. There is more oil in your cap than in your car. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. A full-grown ostrich…
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Mexican Anthem
in JokesWhat are the first 4 words in the Mexican National Anthem? “Attention all K-Mart shoppers”