Sloth

  • The Best Blonde Jokes

    Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they’ll have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?” Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, the…

  • You So Ugly

    You so ugly, you make President Bush look hot!

  • You Know Your a Redneck…..

    You know your a redneck when there are 15 cars in your driveway, and the only one that moves is your house.

  • Dirty Floor

    Your floor is so dirty, I stepped inside and said “Nice carpet.” You said, “Man, those are cockroaches!”

  • gross

    What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.

  • Steve Wright III

    I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there. I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone. I replaced the headlights…

  • Very Hot Day

    It was a very hot day in Minnesota. Inga finished hanging up the wash, put dinner in the oven and headed downtown to do some errands. “Gootness, it’s hot,” she mused to herself, as she walked down Main Street. As she passed by a tavern, she thought, “Vy nodt?” So she walked in and took…

  • Lone Ranger

    Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prairie one day. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, “Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess.” Tonto bends down and puts his ear to the ground. He turns and says to the Lone Ranger, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger says to Tonto,…

  • Mary’s Little Lamb

    Mary had a little lamb! The doctor fainted!

  • You Might be a Redneck If….

    You might be a redneck if… On stag night, you take a real deer. You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house. Your back porch is bigger than your house. There is more oil in your cap than in your car. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. A full-grown ostrich…

  • Prankster

    Knock knock Who’s there? *silence*

  • Mexican Anthem

    What are the first 4 words in the Mexican National Anthem? “Attention all K-Mart shoppers”