Sloth

  • The Train Journey III

    An Englishman, a Frenchman and Angelina Jolie are sitting together in a train travelling through Switzerland when the train enters a tunnel, and everything goes dark. There’s a kissing noise, and then the sound of a slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel, Angelina Jolie and the Englishman are sitting there as if…

  • How Many Men? (a Variation)

    How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, men will screw anything.

  • Greek Nun

    Outside a small Macedonian village, close to the border between Greece and strife-torn Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of a site of significant historic developments. The convent once served as a base for the army of Attila the Hun. In more ancient…

  • Clean Restrooms

    On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”. By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

  • Cannibal Family

    A cannibal took his young son for a walk in the jungle. They came across a beautiful, naked girl lying asleep on the ground. The boy got excited and said, “Let’s eat her now, Dad!” But the father said, “No, I have a better idea. Let’s bring her home and eat your mother.”

  • Five Cannibals…

    Five cannibals were employed by Army as scouts and translators during on of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Officer of ground forces welcomed the cannibals he said, “You’re all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that…

  • Chips

    Knock-knock! Who’s there? Chips. Chips who? Chips Ahoy!

  • Three Men in A Pub

    One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Newfie walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the foam. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him…

  • Photo Op

    We invite grandparents to a special day at our school, culminating in a photo op with grandparent and grandchild posing in front of a colorful display from a history class. Only after the last shot was snapped did we notice what appeared above each grandparent’s head: a banner screaming, “Discover the Ancient World.”

  • You’re Getting Old When…

    You’re getting old when… your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!” your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as…

  • What Is……

    What is green and yellow and eats nuts? GONORRHEA

  • Wife Goes on a Trip………

    A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip. The wife answers, “Thank you hon, what would like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says, “An Italian girl.” The woman kept quiet and left. Two…