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  • The Funniest Bumper Sticker Ever

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    The funniest bumper sticker is: Keep honking I’m reloading!

  • Elephant Quiz

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    Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Answer: Elephino (Hell-if-I-know)

  • Keep the Faith

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    Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first, “but I guess it is impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said the second. “But then everything changed. That’s why I’m here. I’m going…

  • Fortune and Misfortune

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    Q: Rabinovich, what is a fortune? A: A fortune is to live in our Socialist motherland. Q: And what’s a misfortune? A: A misfortune is to have such a fortune.

  • Happy Thanksgiving To All!!!

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    ‘Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving, But I Just Couldn’t Sleep I Tried Counting Backwards, I Tried Counting Sheep. The Leftovers Beckoned – The Dark Meat And White But I Fought The Temptation With All Of My Might Tossing And Turning With Anticipation The Thought Of A Snack Became Infatuation. So, I Raced To The Kitchen,…

  • Bald Men – An UnAnswered Question

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    Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

  • The Funeral

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    A man arrives at his laywer’s funeral and and was very dismayed by the presence of this one person. He turns to the people around him. ‘Why are you all at this man’s funeral?’ A man turns towards him and says, ‘We’re all clients.’ ‘And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching.’ ‘Huh?…

  • Annoy

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    Ways To Annoy People On The Subway Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by. Constantly ask people for directions. Don’t take a shower for a month. Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.

  • VATICAN CITY (AP)

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    In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a computer software company…

  • Air Control

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    On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?” The tower responded, “Who is calling?” The aircraft replied,…

  • knock

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    Knock-Knock Who’s there? Who’s There. Who’s there Who? I’m supposed to say Who’s there!

  • Wicker Box

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    What is the definition of wicker box? It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.