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Miles Better
in JokesThis last weekend I was reminded at the pace we are converting to metric. I was on I-75 in Ohio when I saw a sign that said: All signs metric – Next 20 miles.
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See Me Go!
in JokesOne employee asked another, “How long have you been working here?” The second said, “Ever since the boss threatened to fire me!”
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You’re a Redneck…
in JokesYou know you’re a redneck if: 1) You drive your house and sleep in your car. 2) You think a loaded dishwasher means your wife is drunk. 3) You have more than 2 relatives named Buh Buh. 4) You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of HER kids.…
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HIGHER POWER
in JokesA Sunday school teacher said to her children, “We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anyjoke tell me what it is?” One child blurted out, “Aces!”
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100 Years Ago Vs. Today
in JokesIn 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family’s head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that’s just the vacation home. In 1900, a father waited for…
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College Money
in JokesA kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. Mom said, ‘Sure, sweetie. I’ll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?’ ‘Uh, oh yeah,…
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Kind of Makes You Think 23
in JokesAnd my FAVORITE…… The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they’re okay, then it’s you.