1. Q: What would you do if a cheetah charged you?
A: Pay him cash. (But don’t worry. He accepts credit cards too.)
2. Q: Who went into the tiger’s lair and came out alive?
A: The tiger.
3. Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped off, how many are still on the boat?
A: None- they were all copy cats.
4: Q: What has four legs and two eyes but sees just as well from both ends?
A: A tiger with its eyes closed.