January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February â Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels . . . Helllloooo!!! . . . bottles won’t fit in printer!!!
March â Got really excited . . . finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months . . . box said “2-4 years!”
April â Trapped on escalator for hours . . .power went out!!!
May â Tried to make Kool-Aid . . .wrong instructions . . . 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June â Tried to go water skiing . . . couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July â Lost breast stroke swimming competition . . . learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August â Got locked out of my car in rain storm . . . Car swamped because soft-top was open.
September â The capital of California is “C” . . . isn’t it???
October â Hate M & M’s . . . they are so hard to peel.
November â Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December â Couldn’t call 911 . . . duh . . . there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!