All the little rascals sat down for class, and the teacher decided to start off the day with a spelling quiz.
The teacher first asked Darla, “Darla, can you spell dumb?”
“D-u-m-b,” said Darla
The teacher then said, “Can you use it in a sentence?”
“Buckwheat is dumb.”
“Okay, can you spell stupid?” said the teacher.
“S-t-u-p-i-d.”
“Can you use it in a sentence?”
“Buckwheat is stupid.”
“Buckwheat, can you spell dictate?”
“D-i-c-t-a-t-e.”
“Can you use it in a sentence?”
“I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good.”