“Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is,” Kathy said. Chuck asked her what it was, and she told him there was water in the carburettor. Chuck thought for a moment, then said, “You know, I don’t mean to be offensive, but you don’t know the carburetor from the accelerator.” “No, there’s definitely water in the carburettor,” Kathy insisted. “OK honey, that’s fine, I’ll just go take a look. Where is it?” “In the lake!” she said.
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