Two bulls are in a locker room when one guy notices the other dude has a cork in his ass. He says, “How’d you get a cork in your ass?”
The other bull says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, ‘I am Tonto, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.’
And I said, ‘No bullshit!’”