Jokes
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Pulling Hair
in JokesA six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don’t be angry at your sister,” the mother says. “She doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.” A short while later, there’s more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling, and her brother says, “Now she…
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Weird Facts XVI
in JokesThe first TV remote control, introduced in 1950, was called Lazy Bones. Lemon sharks can give birth to about 36 babies at one time. The top of the Empire State Building was originally built as a place to anchor blimps. The area code in Cape Canaveral, Fl, is 321.
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Dumb Utah Laws
in JokesIn Utah, the following laws are on the books: 1) Birds have the rightaway on all highways. 2)It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. 3) In Tremonton, it is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance.If you are caught doing so the guy…
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Things You Don’t Want to Hear IV
in JokesThings You Don’t Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness. Has anyone seen my watch? That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk. Well, this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual? Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie. If I can just remember how they did this on ER last…
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No Electricity!
in JokesSuddenly the electricity went off in the house of a blonde. So, she wanted to light a match. After being tired of looking for the match, she blew out the candle and went to sleep.
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Dog Without Legs
in JokesWhat do you call a dog without legs? It doesn’t matter – he won’t come, anyway.
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Girls’ Night Out
in JokesTwo women friends had gone for a Girls’ Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe…
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Kept in the Dark
in JokesJudge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can’t they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.