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Jokes

  • Sneeze

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    A 6 year old was in a car with her parents. She kept having sneezing fits, and she kept splattering snot all over the seats. Eventually, the Mum and Dad gave up on trying to stop the sneezing, and told the little girl to put her hands up when she sneezed. The little girl did…

  • Series of Lightbulbs

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    1. How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. 2. How many Candains does it take to change a lightbulb? One to whack it out with his hockey stick, and one to screw in the new one. 3. How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to screw…

  • In an Elevator

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    A smart blonde, a leprachaun and a fairy were in an elevator together talking about something, but whatever they were talking about was not true because there is no such thing as a leprechaun or a fairy or a smart blonde.

  • joke Doubles

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    The eight Saddam joke doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says, ‘I have some good news and some bad news.’ They ask for the good news first. Aziz says, ‘The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all…

  • May Day Parade

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    The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of the year. For 1992’s parade, Yeltsin and Gorbachev invited Bill Clinton to come watch it with them. The parade commenced with a battalion of tanks, followed by a division of infantry, followed by armored personnel carriers and mobile artillery. They had…

  • Doctor Doctor!!!

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    “Doctor! I have a serious pronblem, I can never remember what I just said.” “When did you first notice this problem?” “What problem?”

  • The Wizard

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    So there’s this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: “This parking space belongs to the Wizard. … Violators will be toad.”

  • On a Plane

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    Joe: Hey Frank, what do you call an Iraqi on a plane? Frank: Hmm, terrorist bomber? Hell on air? Death on two wings? Joe: No, a pilot you racist!

  • Assorted Windows95 One-Liners 8

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    Windows95…the best $159 Solitaire game you can buy.

  • Madame

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    Knock knock? Who’s there? Madame. Madame who? Madame foot is stuck in the door!! (My damn foot is stuck in the door.)

  • 25 Signs You’ve Grown Up

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    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in…

  • SOCIAL SECURITY:

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    Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”