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Jokes

  • Cliche Turned Back

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    “I’m really too tired and unable to do my home work,” the son protested to his father. “Now my son, hard work has never killed any one yet, at least not at your age.” “Yes, but I don’t want to run the risk of being the first!”

  • Bite

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    One day there was a blonde, brunette, and a red-head. (How often do ya hear that? A lot!) The brunette said, “Wanna go out for a bite?” “Sure,” said the blonde. A guy walked down the street and the blonde said, “I call him!” The blonde went and got him to bite her. “Why did…

  • What to Wear?

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    A man received a notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear to the meeting with the IRS agent. The accountant said, “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you’re poor.” The man asked his lawyer the same question. The lawyer advised, “Show them…

  • Can’t Catch Me!

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    A young man was in the process of taking a verbal exam to join the local police force. “If you’re driving a police car, alone on a country road at night, and are being chased by a group of criminals driving sixty miles an hour, what would you do?” he was asked. Without hesitation, the…

  • Blonde Period

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    Q: How do you know when a blonde is on her period? A: She only has on one sock!

  • We, The Jury . .

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    As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the jury-selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed in a drum, and a…

  • More Chuck Norris

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    When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he dosent get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris’d. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse. It’s decendants are know as giraffes. Chuck Norris doesn’t need oxygen, oxygen needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t pay off debt, debt pays off Chuck Norris.

  • Blonde Pen Invintion

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    Q.) How does a blonde make a stainless ink pen? A.) She doesn’t put ink in it.

  • Computer Exercises

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    With the daily time taken working on computers, avoiding things like RSI and any strain related illnesses is crucial to maintaining a healthy working environment. The following excercise has been devised by medical experts in the field of RSI research to ensure that if performed, will place the exerciser in a position of minimal risk.…

  • X + Y + Z + T = 4 D

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    X-axis + Y-axis + Z-axis + time = 4 dimensions.

  • 4 Legs

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    Q: What’s green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree, can kill you? A: A pool table.

  • Definitions For Parents

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    Definitions For Parents ———————————————————– DUMB WAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call…