Jokes

  • Playstation

    Yo mama’s so dumb, she thought that a Playstation was a day care place.

  • Government Class

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her U.S. Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question, then finally said, “That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.”

  • That Bridge is Big Enough!

    This is a insult I use on my brother’s girlfriend if she starts annoying me too much. She has a very tiny bridge in her nose that is only noticeable if you look close enough. Its fun to mess with her about it cause she is very self conscious about it. That bridge on your…

  • Rich Pakistani

    I AM NOT A RACIST PERSON, I JUST FIND THIS FUNNY. There was once a rich pakistani. His name was Azif. (As if)

  • Black and White

    How many feet does a black rooster have? How many wings does a black rooster have? How many heads does a black rooster have? How many hairs are on the back of a white cat? Why is it that you know more about a black cock rather than a white pussy?

  • The Best Joke

    How do you get pikachu on a bus? You pokemon.

  • Trimming the barber

    A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair. “I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.” When the boy’s…

  • Time for the Wedding

    A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say,” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re…

  • Geriatic Humor II

    Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, “Mabel, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Mabel answered, “I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Ethel, I’m glad you saw this…

  • A Very Dry Snoop Dogg

    Joke: Why does Snoop Dogg Carry an umbrella? Answer: For Drizzle my nizzle

  • Send in the Clones

    Clones are people two.

  • Huh…

    It’s okay to kiss a fool, and it’s also okay to let a fool kiss you. But NEVER let a kiss fool you!