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Jokes

  • Powdered Water

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    I bought some powdered water but I don’t know what to add to it.

  • Believer

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    “Please, God,” the man prayed, “you know me. I’m always praying to you, yet I’ve had nothing but bad luck, misery and despair. Look at the butcher next door. He’s never prayed in his life, and he enjoys prosperity, health and happiness. How come a believer like me is always in trouble, and he’s always…

  • Relaxation and Stress Reliever

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    Just in case you’ve had a rough day at work, here’s a technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one but you knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place…

  • Ghost Funnys

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    What disease frightens ghosts the most? BoOoOo-bonic Plague What’s the difference between girl ghosts and boy ghosts? BoOoOo-bies

  • Tap Tap Tap

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    I went into the kitchen, and there was a tap on the window. Not using that plumber again!

  • Fish Market

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    There was a blind guy, walking down the street. He passes a fish market, smells the fish and says,” Good morning ladies.”

  • Betting

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    “I bet that India would win against Pakistan and lost Rs 1,000.” Tommy told Rob. “Hey, you bet Rs 1,000 for a single match?” Rob exclaimed. “No Man, I bet Rs 500 on that match.” Tommy replied. “So, what happened to the other Rs 500?” Rob asked. “My Friend, I bet on the highlights too.”…

  • Interview With Banta Singh

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    Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : OK. Interviewer : Made in India. Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan. Interviewer : Good …. Keep it up. Banta Singh : Bad …. Put it down. Interviewer : Maxi – mum Banta Singh : Mini – dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your seat. Banta…

  • Amazing Facts 8

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    #1 Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. #2 Historically, a blue ribbon has been awarded for first prize. #3 The motto of M-G-M movie studios is Art for Art’s Sake. #4 The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named “Volney.” #5 It cost 7 million dollars to build the…

  • Short Man

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    A man walks into a bar and says, “bartender, give me two shots.” bartender says, “You want them both now or one at a time?” The guy says,” Oh, I want them both now. One’s for me and one’s for this little guy here,” and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his…

  • Things Learned

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    Things some people learn as they “mature.” I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jerks. I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and…

  • Johnny’s Lunch

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    Little Johnny’s mum was sitting in front of computer while Johnny was making sandwiches. She said to Johhny, “You’re the best sandwich maker ever,” and Johnny says “No mum, you’re just lazy.” hahahahahahahahahahaha