Jokes
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Mercedes in Moscow
in JokesThe Armenian Radio was asked: “Is it true that in Moscow, Mercedes cars are being given to citizens?” The Armenian Radio answers: “Yes, but it is not Moscow but Leningrad, not Mercedes but Ladas, and not given to but stolen from.”
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The Buddhist Computer Addict
in JokesQ: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? A: He enters Nerdvana.
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I KNOW I’m Right!
in JokesWhen a man wants to believe something, it doesn’t take much to convince him.
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Now That’s Dumb
in JokesYo momma so dumb that when we told her it was a serial killer on the loose she went and locked all the boxes of cereal up in the cabinet.
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A Bunch of Mind Boggling Questions
in JokesCould it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong? Is there another word for synonym? Where do forest rangers go to “get away from…
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Cup of Coffee….
in JokesA man walks into Starbucks. Man: I want a cup of coffee. Blond Waitress: Sure that will be $1.00 The man pays for the coffee, the blond then goes and measures a cup of coffee and brings it to the man, she dumps it all onto his table. Man: I wanted a cup of coffee,…
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A Good Date
in JokesThree roommates: a blonde, brunette, and redhead all go out on dates one night. When they get back in the blonde says, “You know you’ve been on a good date when your make-up is all smeared!” The brunette says, “No, no, you know you’ve been on a good date when you come home and your…