Jokes
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How Do You Get a Blonde to Laugh on Friday?
in JokesHow do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday!
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The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman.
in JokesA little old lady answered her door only to be confronted by a young vacuum cleaner salesman. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.” “Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got…
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Data Centre
in JokesThere is an old story about the data centre of the future. This data centre runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog. The man’s job is to feed the dog. The dog’s job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.
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Cookbook
in JokesOne evening two bachelors were talking over dinner. The conversation drifted from sport to politics, and then to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the bachelor. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.” “Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked his friend. “You said it.” The first guy replied, nodding. “Every one of…
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Poetic Meter
in JokesA decrepit old gas man named Peter While hunting around for the meter His torch he did light He arose out of sight And, of course, as a result, he totally, completely and utterly destroyed the meter!
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Some More oneliners V
in JokesI almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. Mental backup in progress – Do not disturb! The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Boycott shampoo! Demand…
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Women’s Problems
in JokesEver notice how many of women’s problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation MENopause MENtal breakdown GUYnecology (Gynecology) HIMmorrhoid (Hemorrhoid)
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MLk/ Nightmare
in JokesDoes anyone know why I have nightmares? Because the last man that had a “dream” got shot.