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Jokes

  • How Long……?

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    Question: How long is a minute? Answer: That depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on!!

  • Irish Dinner Party

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    An Irish couple were having a dinner party and the wife, Patty, was very concerned that this dinner go off with out a hitch. She sent the husband, Phillip, off to get some escargot (snails) for an appetizer. She said to him “Don’t stop at the local pub, I need you back here right away.”…

  • A True Story

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    When my pap was younger, his family didn’t have much money. One year for Christmas, his mother cut a hole in the front of his underwear so he would have something to play with.

  • Chicken test

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    It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on irplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane’s windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies. The theory is that if the windshield doesn’t crack from the carcass impact, it’ll survive…

  • Drowned

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    Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve some thin’ to tell ya.” “Of course you can come in. You’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s me husband?” “That’s what I’m here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident…

  • Flashers

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    A car breaks down along the highway one day, so the driver eases it over onto the shoulder. He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in long black trench coats. The men stand behind the car, open up their coats and start exposing themselves to all the oncoming…

  • The Designer of the Human joke

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    Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human joke. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer; just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.” The last one said, “Actually, it was a civil engineer. I…

  • Pirate Joke

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    What is a pirate’s favourite branch of the military? The Arrrmy… no, the Navy, he’s a pirate!

  • 24 Signs that You’re Getting OLD

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    24 Signs that You’re Getting OLD ———————————————————- 1. You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 4. You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck. 5. You are…

  • 3 Monks, a Lady, and God

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    There were three monks and a lady arguing about something that the lady was sure she was correct in, but could not convince the monks otherwise. She then prayed to God and asked for a sign. Lightning hit and she said, “Is that enough proof for you?” They replied that lightning strikes all the time…

  • 50 Years

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    A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.” “Yeah,” she replied, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old…

  • animals of the jungle

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    1 How do you fit an elephant into your fridge within 3 steps? 2 How do you fit a zebra in your fridge? 3 King of the jungle , the lion every animal in the jungle will come to his wedding but one animal won’t which one is it? 4 A man needs to get…