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Jokes

  • bar fight

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    A lawyer, a carpenter and an astronaut were having drinks in a bar when suddenly one gets up and hits the other. “who hit me?” “It wasn’t me.” “I didn’t see too much either.” “It must have been the dog” “What dog?” “I’m blind so I couldn’t see a dog.” “Doh, that means I hit…

  • A Very Special Cow

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    Q. Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? A. It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!

  • Starship Captain

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    Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if… your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles you have a shuttle called “Billy Joe Bob” he refers to Klingons as “Critters” he refers to Photon Torpedoes as “Popguns” he has the…

  • Two Miles

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    A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a blisteringly hot day and the men, longing for water and rest, were impatient to reach the next town. A rancher rode past. “Say, friend,” called out one of the men, “how far is it to the next town?”…

  • Kicking

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    A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, “Have you done your chores yet?” “No,” replies the boy, “but could I have breakfast first?” “You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs.” The boy goes down to the chicken coop and…

  • Amazing Facts 3

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    # Astronauts can’t belch- there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs. # Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash. # The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night. # The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was…

  • Pointing the Finger

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    Two anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among…

  • The Best Friends

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    Two best friends were staying at a hotel.Their room was on the tenth floor. One day, because the lift was under repair, they started climbing the stairs. On reaching the first floor, one friend remembered something and said – First Friend : Hey listen! I want to tell you something. Second Friend : Go on,…

  • Ralph Report Card

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    Ralph’s father said, “Let me see your report card.” Ralph replied, “I don’t have it.” “Why not?” His father asked. “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

  • Don’t Go Rabbi!

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    This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath eve, announced to his congregation that he would not renew his contract. He explained that he must move on to a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush; no one wanted him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owned several…

  • Slave Market

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    In a slave market, an owner is showing his slaves for selling. A man come to the shop and pointing to an American slave and asked, “how much he is?”. The owner said, “$100”. And the man pioint to a Russian slave, asked again, and the owner reply, “$1000”. The man point to Japanese slave,…

  • Better Relationship

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    A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What’s the problem?” the docotor inquired. “Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.”…