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Jokes

  • Gay Pool

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    Three gay guys where swiming in a pool, some white stuff floats to the top, and one of the gay guys screams, “Alright, who farted!”

  • Slow, Really Slow…

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    A young man was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section. Later, the…

  • Lawyers Love Sushi

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    Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It’s called, Sosumi.

  • Rated E

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    Yo momma is rated ‘E’ for everyone.

  • Racial Lightbulb Jokes

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    Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hey, that’s not funny! We’re suing! Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Who needs lightbulbs with our technology? Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: We can’t afford lightbulbs.…

  • Alien

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    Definition of alien-people from another country.

  • New Librarian

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    The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children’s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a “Contract” for returning the books on time. Her first customer was a second grader, who…

  • Sunglasses

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    Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.

  • 1 C A and 4 H A in a M M

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    1 C A and 4 H A in a M M 1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!

  • Gas Cap

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    A blonde filled her car with gas at a self-service gas station. After she had paid and driven away, she realized that she had left the gas cap on top of her car. She stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost. Well, she thought for a second and realized that other people must…

  • Two Tall Trees…

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    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch: “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says it cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The…

  • Who Earns More??

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    Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he…