Jokes
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From a TRUE Friend
in JokesAren’t you tired of those stupid, mushy greeting cards down at the card store? Here’s what a real friend would send to another… Dear friend, When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad… When you are blue, I will try to…
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Mt. Rushmore
in JokesDid you know that the goverment finds Native American chiefs more important than presidents? The new head on Mt. Rushmore is at least twice the size of the others. It’s the head of an Indian!
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Honecker II
in JokesEarly in the morning, Honecker arrives at his office and opens his window. He sees the sun and says: “Good morning, dear Sun!” The sun replies: “Good morning, dear Erich!” Honecker works, and then at noon he heads to the window and says: “Good day, dear Sun!” The sun replies: “Good day, dear Erich!” In…
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Children’s Father
in JokesA man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when an attractive woman behind him said, “Hello!” Her face was beaming. He gave her that “Who-are-you?” look and couldn’t remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.…
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Some More oneliners II
in JokesShe used to have a broad mind and a narrow waist; now it’s the other way round. It was a very emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers. Psychic wanted â you know why, and where to apply. I don’t think they really wanted me in the marching band â they gave me a…
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IT’S OBVIOUS
in JokesI almost got fired for telling this joke at work: Do you know why fireman have bigger balls than policeman? They sell more tickets!