Jokes
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Top twenty ways to say “your fly is open.”
in Jokes20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17. You’ve got Windows in your laptop. 16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave. 15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now. 14. Quasimodo needs…
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Blond in Space
in JokesA blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. “If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?” After pondering the question she answered,…
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Savanna Football
in JokesThe animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen it on T.V.” He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the…
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Amazing Facts 19
in Jokes230 The number of keys in an ordinary piano is eighty eight 231 ‘Man is a Tool Making animal’ was said by Benjamin Franklin 232 The term ‘anesthesia’ was coined by Oliver Wendell Holmes 233 The first man to reach Antartica was Fabian Gottlieb 234 The Kilimanjaro volcano is situated in Tanzania 235 The invention…
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French Soldiers Buried
in JokesQ: Where are the brave French soldiers buried? A: There aren’t any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.
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Food Network
in JokesDid you ever watch the Food Network? Ya, they cook stuff that you won’t even think about cooking, and afterwards you don’t even bother to even remember it. People just sit at home and drool… It’s like porno for fat people.
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L.A. Math Test
in JokesFile description: This high school math exam gives you insight into life in a crime-filled society. City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam Name:____________________ Gang:________________________ 1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how…
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The Painting
in JokesAn Indian man made a painting with the sun above a beach. He proudly displayed his painting. When people marvel at his work and asked, “What’s it called?” He said, “Sun of a Beach.”
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The Funniest Bumper Sticker Ever
in JokesThe funniest bumper sticker is: Keep honking I’m reloading!
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Elephant Quiz
in JokesQuestion: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Answer: Elephino (Hell-if-I-know)