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Jokes

  • 2 Little Pigs

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    Two guys decided to go buy two pigs. So after they bought them they wanted to know which one was who’s. So they went to the barn but when they got there the two pigs were fighting. After they broke them up one pig was missing a ear. So one guy said, “What are we…

  • There IS Such a Thing As a Stupid Question

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    There once was a college professor who didn’t buy into the whole “there’s no such thing as a stupid question” philosophy. Every year when he had a new class he instructed the students to ask him as many stupid questions as they could think of on the first day. That way, he figured, there’d be…

  • Where’s The ‘Arm In It?

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    You might be a redneck if… You are having marital problems because your wife never lets you win at arm wrestling.

  • Useless Facts #1

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    1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen. 2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen. 3. The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of…

  • Why Did the Dinosaur Cross the Road?

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    Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren’t invented yet.

  • Health Is…

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    Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  • In Golf…

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    In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers. They shoot a six, yell fore, and write five.

  • Three Men Go To Hell

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    Three men die and go to hell. There is a white guy, a Polish guy, and a black guy. The devil makes a deal with the three men. He tells them if they can stand on his hand for 10 days without melting he will give them their lives back. So the three men agree…

  • Restaurant

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    A family was eating out at a restaurant. The waiter who had been standing by them said in quite an upset manner “Well I guess I’m gonna go home, make myself a cold tuna sandwich, watch the news, and then cry myself to sleep again.” The mother of the family looks at him in pity…

  • The Switch

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    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, “Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what…

  • Shingles

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    How many lawyers does it take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice ’em.

  • Backing Up

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    Little Johnny’s mother took her 6-year-old son with her to the bank. They were in line behind a rather obese lady. As the mother patiently waited, Little Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, “Hey, Mom, she’s really fat.” The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother…