Jokes
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You’re a Redneck If… #1
in JokesYou’re a redneck if: The only thing you swing a bat at is a mailbox.
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MJ Jokes
in JokesWhat’s the difference between MJ and a grocery bag? One is white, made of plastic, dangerous for children to play with, and the other one holds groceries! Why does MJ like Wal-Mart? Because they have boys’ pants half off! What time is bedtime in Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand! And now,…
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Useful Things To Note
in JokesFor Stupid: Hey, your house is calling, and they’re missing their idiot. Where were you when God gave out brains? How many times have you crawled into the hole that said ‘lowers your IQ’? Did you get dropped on your head when you were little and your mom said you were just ‘special’? Did you…
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Emergency Course
in JokesA blonde, brunette, and redhead all go into a building to take an emergency course. After a few minutes of introductions, the instructor of the course starts to talk about fire. “Wherever you see a fire, you need to call 911, imediately.” After an hour or so of the lecture, the brunette makes an excuse…
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Clintons Testimony By Dr Seuss
in JokesI did not do it in a car I did not do it in a bar I did not do it in the dark I did not do it in the park I did not do it on a date I did not ever fornicate I did not do it at a dance I did…
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While in Line at the Bank…
in JokesWhile in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her, after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving “right now”, she would be punished. To…
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Strongest Days?
in JokesQ. What are the strongest days of the week? A. Saturday and Sunday, because all the rest are week days.