Jokes
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Better Relationship
in JokesA man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What’s the problem?” the docotor inquired. “Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.”…
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Mrs. President
in JokesIf a man becomes president, his wife is the first lady. If a woman became president, what would you call her husband? Whipped.
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References
in JokesTry to refrain from referring to this website or the users of this website in the jokes you post on Wocka. This is mainly because most of the people who read the jokes might not understand the reference to a particular person and they will rate the joke poorly because they do not understand it.
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Weird Facts XV
in Jokes2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers. Most people hear better with their right ear. animals that lay eggs don’t have belly buttons. Honey bees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.
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Lots of Jokes (3)
in JokesQ. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? A. The joystick is wet. Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? A. To keep their ankles warm. Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter. Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A. The brick doesn’t…
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Are We There Yet?
in JokesThe little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she’d pipe up, “Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?” “No, lady, not yet; I’ll let you know,” he replied, time after time. The hours passed, the old woman kept asking for Oriskany Falls, and finally the little town…
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Jesus is Everywhere
in JokesA Little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have…
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Hey, Wait A Sec!!!
in JokesOne afternoon a blonde walked into a small store. The store was having a special on CD players. She walked up to a CD player, then picked it up, and proceeded to the front counter, where she asked two employees what the price was. The two men looked at each other, and one of them…
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Elvis Lives?
in JokesFather O’Malley has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, he decides to take a vacation. He’s never been married and is curious about what Americans endure in everyday life, so he decides to go to the States before it’s too late. He hops on a Nevada bound plane and arrives at…