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Jokes

  • Some More oneliners II

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    She used to have a broad mind and a narrow waist; now it’s the other way round. It was a very emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers. Psychic wanted – you know why, and where to apply. I don’t think they really wanted me in the marching band – they gave me a…

  • Invisible

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    What’s invisible and very frightened? A ghost with the sheet scared out of him.

  • Drunk Juggler

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    A juggler who was driving to his next performance was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked the officer. “I juggle them in my act.” “Oh yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees…

  • 6.9

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    A boy asks his dad,”Dad, what is 6.9?” The dad answers, “69 interrupted by a period!”

  • IT’S OBVIOUS

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    I almost got fired for telling this joke at work: Do you know why fireman have bigger balls than policeman? They sell more tickets!

  • Police Interactions

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    A few interesting public/police interactions: GOOD: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting too many. Then, he discovered the problem. A 10-year old boy was standing up the road from him with a hand-painted sign which read, “RADAR TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a younger accomplice down the…

  • Steve Wright I

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    Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn’t doing what I was doing. I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said, “pet…

  • Redneck Special Forces

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists: 1. The season opened…

  • Seminars for Men

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    Seminars For Males (Prepared and Presented by Females) 1. Combatting stupidity 2. You too can do housework 3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut 4. How to fill an ice tray 5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money 6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk…

  • The Frog and Golf

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    A man takes a day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole, when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it, and is about to shoot when he hears “Ribbit, 9 iron” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyjoke. So he…

  • What Yacht You Got?

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    Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money some day. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business. “Look at that yacht,” he said as they drove slowly past a marina. “That…

  • FREE!

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    One day a blonde went to a store and saw Donuts that were sugar free, so she grabbed them and walked out of the store without paying. Security stopped her and asked, “Excuse me miss, but what do you think you are doing?” She said “Duh…I’m taking the free Sugar donuts!”