Jokes

  • Playground

    Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

  • Ahh Sweet Youth

    When I was younger my father always told me to be more lady like and civil. I decided to teach him a lesson. When we arrived at his mothers house there were donuts on the table. We sat around and talked(and munched) I soon got up to excuse myself saying “I have to pee.” Dad…

  • Yard Sales

    Why do alot of people go to black peoples yard sales? A:To get there stuff back.

  • Still Horse

    I found a way to make a horse stand perfectly still. Place a bet on him.

  • Marriage

    Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.

  • You Might be a Donkeys Behind If…

    1. You don’t like newbies. 2.You are #1 on this website. 3. You pretend to know everything. 4. You dislike AC3P1L07 5. You nail people for doing what you did. 6. You yell DUPE if someone you don’t know posts anything. 7. Coincidently you only report it if it really is. 8. You received a…

  • St. Petersburg.

    An old Jewish man is picked up by the Stalinist police and brought in for questioning: Where were you born?! St. Petersburg. Where do you live?! Leningrad. (menacingly) Where would you like to die?! St. Petersburg.

  • Doctor’s Poker Game…

    A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the…

  • Birthday Present

    A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new girlfriend’s birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Debenham’s and bought a…

  • The Law of Avoiding Oversell

    When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

  • Guy with no Limbs

    What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!

  • DO WN

    What is represented by this? DO WN Broken down!