Jokes

  • Huh…

    It’s okay to kiss a fool, and it’s also okay to let a fool kiss you. But NEVER let a kiss fool you!

  • Elephants & Ducks

    Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

  • Jet Fuel Alchoholics

    Two redneck airplane mechanics named Jim Bob and Jeb work at the Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Jim Bob and Jeb have nothing to do. After work Jim Bob and Jeb usally have a drink on their way home, so Jim Bob says to…

  • Amnesia?

    I invented a cure for amnesia – but I’ve forgotten what it is!

  • Warning: this Joke is Raceist

    Why don’t niggers like dirt bikes? Because when it starts, it says: “Run nigga nigga run.”

  • Managers

    Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.

  • Now, Where Was I?

    Leonid Brezhnev, a former ruler of Russia, was thought not to be too bright. He comes to address a big Communist party meeting, and starts: “Dear Comrade Imperialists,” The whole hall perked up – “what did he say?” Brezhnev tried again… “Dear Comrade Imperialists,” Well, by now the hall was in pandemonium – was he…

  • Genes…

    Your mama is so fat because your mama’s mama passed down genes!

  • 4 Floors

    In a 4 story building there lived 4 people: On the 1st floor lived a cop On the 2nd floor lived a thief On the 3rd floor lived a blind man On the 4th floor lived a very clean woman that took alot of showers. One day the woman on the 4th floor got into…

  • The Brakes

    Why didn’t the brakes want to work? Because it was time for their lunch break.

  • Fart

    If you want to make someone laugh, use this line: Sorry. say that again. I couldn’t hear you over my fart.

  • A Clock

    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.