Jokes
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Whats Going On?
in JokesTwo dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and >>take >>them to their separate hotel >>rooms. >> >>The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His >>depression >>is made worse by the fact that, >>from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries >>of >>”Here I…
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Lion Story
in JokesA hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows…
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Endless Love
in JokesWhat’s the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder playing Ray Charles at Tennis! Endless Love!
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Father Brown
in JokesA young priest has just left the seminary and been sent to his first parish to work alongside an old experienced priest Father Brown. When he arrives the old priest welcomes him with open arms, explaining that he has been working alone and hasn’t had a day off in years. He asks the new priest…
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Yo Momma So Bald
in JokesYo mamma is so bald Yo mamma so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mamma so bald you can see what’s on her mind Yo mamma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Yo Momma So Tall
in JokesYo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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What DO They Mean?
in JokesDid they mean these ads to read as they do? Man, honest. Will take anything. Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. 3-year-old teacher need for…
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Weird Facts XVIII
in JokesThe first TV network kids show in the U.S. was “Captain Kangaroo.” Before 1687 clocks were made with only an hour hand. There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts. Caterpillars have over 2,000 muscles.
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Savoir-Faire
in JokesAn Englishman, an American and a Frenchman were discussing a good example of savoir-faire. “Ok,” said the Englishman, “if you came home and found your wife in bed with another man and you didn’t kill him, that to me, is savoir-faire.” “Not quite, fellas,” said the American. “If you came home and found your wife…
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You are a Redneck If … #13
in JokesYou are a redneck if: you won money of your dead grandpa by playing poker with him.