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Jokes

  • Redneck Kids

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    If you think I’m a redneck tell that to my kids: Bobby Sue, Buck, Jim Bob, Bubba, Enus, Jed, Dwayne, Billy Bob, Clitus, Dale, Otis, Coy, Bo, Hattie, Cooter, Wade, Larlene, Clint, Delmont and Luther.

  • Scaredy-Cat

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    Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid said, “My dad is so scared that, when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed.” “Oh, yeah? That’s nothing,” said the second kid. “My dad is so scared that, when my mom has to work the night shift, he goes next…

  • Elevator

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    Yo momma’s so fat that when she got into an elevator, she exceeded the weight limit. I wonder how many it took to get her in there in the first place?

  • What Do You Get…..

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    What do you get when you cross an eagle with a jeep and a dog? A flying car-pet!

  • Perv

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    There was this woman who had a blonde daughter. One day, she got her ball stuck in the tree. “Mom, my ball’s stuck in the tree. Can I go get it?” she asked. “No, the perverted boy will look up your skirt and see your underwear. Wait till daddy gets home.” The little girl furiously…

  • Laws of Golf

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    The Laws Of Golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of…

  • THE ADVENTURE BEGINS:

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    THE ADVENTURE BEGINS: Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, “Dat’s dem.” The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,” says Gerry. The owner puts…

  • Frogs?

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    Do you know what style of shoes a frog loves most? Open toad!

  • Hello, Dear

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    A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.” HER “But I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you dear.” HIM “OK, darling, but as I’ve got no time now, just give me the good news.” HER…

  • A Thanksgiving Cookbook III

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    A Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Jason – Chicken Pie Put the chicken in the pot and put the salad and cheese and mustard and then you mix it all together. Then put chicken sauce and stir…

  • The Hypothalamus

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    The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the “Four F’s”: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating. -Heard in a neuropsychology classroom

  • Keep Talking

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    Keep talking, I always yawn when I’m interested.