Jokes
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Ahh Sweet Youth
in JokesWhen I was younger my father always told me to be more lady like and civil. I decided to teach him a lesson. When we arrived at his mothers house there were donuts on the table. We sat around and talked(and munched) I soon got up to excuse myself saying “I have to pee.” Dad…
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Yard Sales
in JokesWhy do alot of people go to black peoples yard sales? A:To get there stuff back.
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You Might be a Donkeys Behind If…
in Jokes1. You don’t like newbies. 2.You are #1 on this website. 3. You pretend to know everything. 4. You dislike AC3P1L07 5. You nail people for doing what you did. 6. You yell DUPE if someone you don’t know posts anything. 7. Coincidently you only report it if it really is. 8. You received a…
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St. Petersburg.
in JokesAn old Jewish man is picked up by the Stalinist police and brought in for questioning: Where were you born?! St. Petersburg. Where do you live?! Leningrad. (menacingly) Where would you like to die?! St. Petersburg.
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Doctor’s Poker Game…
in JokesA well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the…
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Birthday Present
in JokesA young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new girlfriend’s birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Debenham’s and bought a…
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The Law of Avoiding Oversell
in JokesWhen putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.