Jokes
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Elephants & Ducks
in JokesWhy do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
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Jet Fuel Alchoholics
in JokesTwo redneck airplane mechanics named Jim Bob and Jeb work at the Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Jim Bob and Jeb have nothing to do. After work Jim Bob and Jeb usally have a drink on their way home, so Jim Bob says to…
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Warning: this Joke is Raceist
in JokesWhy don’t niggers like dirt bikes? Because when it starts, it says: “Run nigga nigga run.”
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Now, Where Was I?
in JokesLeonid Brezhnev, a former ruler of Russia, was thought not to be too bright. He comes to address a big Communist party meeting, and starts: “Dear Comrade Imperialists,” The whole hall perked up – “what did he say?” Brezhnev tried again… “Dear Comrade Imperialists,” Well, by now the hall was in pandemonium – was he…