Jokes
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Tense Moments
in JokesA guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he’s looking…
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Yo Momma’s So Ugly
in JokesYo momma’s so ugly the bank had to turn its security cameras off when she came in.
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Don’t Give Me Food… Give Me Water
in JokesGive me food and I will live. Give me water and I will die. What or who am I? (Scroll down) A fire
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Dear White Fella…
in JokesCouple of things you oughta know Firstly, when I’m born, I’m black!! When I grow up, I’m black When I get sick, I’m black When I go out in the sun, I’m black When I’m cold, I’m black And when I get scared, Gee, I’m black And When I die, I’m still black But you…
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South African Football
in JokesVirgin Mobile wanted to sponsor the national team. SAFA (South African Footballing Association) refused to let it happen. They said, “How will it look if the team has Virgin written on their shirts when they get f****d up every other weekend?”
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Baseball Game
in JokesA woman was watching her son pitch in a little league baseball. He wasn’t very good, walking all of the batters that came up to bat, but after every pitch, the mom was yelling wildy and cheering her wonderful son on. Because of all the batters he had walked, the score was 14-0 in the…
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In and Out
in JokesMama Skunk had two children named In and Out. The two were always on the go, but rarely in one place at the same time. Whenever In was in, Out was out. Whenever In was out, Out was in. One day at dinner time, Out was home, but In was no where to be seen.…
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Redneck Kids
in JokesIf you think I’m a redneck tell that to my kids: Bobby Sue, Buck, Jim Bob, Bubba, Enus, Jed, Dwayne, Billy Bob, Clitus, Dale, Otis, Coy, Bo, Hattie, Cooter, Wade, Larlene, Clint, Delmont and Luther.
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Scaredy-Cat
in JokesTwo kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid said, “My dad is so scared that, when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed.” “Oh, yeah? That’s nothing,” said the second kid. “My dad is so scared that, when my mom has to work the night shift, he goes next…
