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Jokes

  • Dishes

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    Knock-knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me, who’s you? (This is me, who’s you.)

  • Attorney Nun

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    What do you call a nun that becomes an attorney? Sister in law!

  • Today’s Economy

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    The economy is so bad. . . if the bank returns your check marked ”Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad. . . a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

  • First Time Father

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    A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant. His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into space, then says, “What in the world are you doing?” He replied, “I’m waiting for…

  • Where Does Daddy Live?

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    This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and… “Where does mommy live?” “Minneapolis.” “Where does grandma live?” “Baltimore.” “Where does grandpa live?” “Baltimore.” “And where does daddy live?” “At work!” Needless…

  • Midgets

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    What is grosser than gross? When a midget walks by and says your hair smells nice!

  • STDs are deadly!

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    Bill walked into his favorite dive bar, took his regular stool, looked around, and asked Louie, the bartender, “Where’s Beverly, the waitress?” “She’s dead,” replied the bartender. “Dead?” asked Bill. “She died from herpes,” said the bartender. Bill replied, “You don’t die from herpes.” “You do if you give it to Big Louie!” said the…

  • BALLBBALLABALLSBALLKBALLEBALLTBALL

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    Can You Decipher This Phrase? BALLBBALLABALLSBALLKBALLEBALLTBALL Basket Balls!

  • The Fruit and Vegetable

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    Vegetable: “Hey, lets get married.” Fruit: “I’m sorry.” Vegetable: “We could secretly get married.” Fruit: “No, we couldn’t.” Vegetable: “Why?” Fruit: “Because we can’t elope.” Can’t elope = cantelope

  • If You Don’t Know How to Read, Find Another Joke.

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    What happens to you if you can not read? Well, since you’ll probably be staying in Kindergarten, less homework!

  • Baskin Robins

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    One day two robins walked along the road, planning their day. Robin #1:Oh my god, we totally have to get some bronzing oil! Robin #2:Duh, I mean if are going to spend the whole day at the beach we totally have to! That day while the robins were tanning on the beach a big bad…

  • What Do You Get…

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    What do you get if you cross a dinosaur, a tiger, a crocodile, a spider, and a elephant? I don’t know but you better get out of it’s way!