Jokes
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Cannibal Family
in JokesA cannibal took his young son for a walk in the jungle. They came across a beautiful, naked girl lying asleep on the ground. The boy got excited and said, “Let’s eat her now, Dad!” But the father said, “No, I have a better idea. Let’s bring her home and eat your mother.”
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Five Cannibals…
in JokesFive cannibals were employed by Army as scouts and translators during on of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Officer of ground forces welcomed the cannibals he said, “You’re all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that…
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Photo Op
in JokesWe invite grandparents to a special day at our school, culminating in a photo op with grandparent and grandchild posing in front of a colorful display from a history class. Only after the last shot was snapped did we notice what appeared above each grandparent’s head: a banner screaming, “Discover the Ancient World.”
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You’re Getting Old When…
in JokesYou’re getting old when… your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!” your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as…
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Wife Goes on a Trip………
in JokesA woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip. The wife answers, “Thank you hon, what would like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says, “An Italian girl.” The woman kept quiet and left. Two…
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Hellman Mayonnaise
in JokesMost people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the “Titanic” was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.…
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A Blond Laughs at a Joke 3 Times
in JokesA blonde laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told, When the joke is explained, And 5 days later, when she gets it.
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Mortgage
in JokesLittle Johnny was running away from home, crying his eyes out, when he ran across a policeman. “Where are you going, Little Johnny?” asked the cop. “I’m running away from home,” sobbed Little Johnny. The cop asked him, “Why would you want to do something like that?” “My mommy and daddy don’t love me any…