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Jokes

  • WRIST WRIST

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    What does this represent? WRIST WRIST Tourists! (two wrists)

  • More Mistakes in Publication

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    More mistakes in publication, -Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. -Stock up and save. Limit: one. -Save regularly in our bank. You’ll never reget it. -We build bodies that last a lifetime. Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last. -This is the model home…

  • Guts !

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    One day an American General, a Russian General and an Indian General were all going to England in a ship. All of them were very boastful. AG : “I have the bravest and most courageous crew in the world. See for yourselves. Oy, you!” (he called to an American soldier) “Swim around this moving ship.”…

  • Two Buzzards…

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    Two buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

  • Hey Mommy

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    Little Billy is at home and his mom is in the shower. Billy walks in on her and sees her breasts and says “Mommy what are those?” His mom replies, “Well, Billy, those are my headlights.” “Oh” says Billy. Then he looks down between her legs and sees hair there. “Mommy, what is that?” he…

  • Lost Wife

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    The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

  • Nuns and a Blind Man

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    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits,…

  • Halloween Favourites

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    What haunts the closets of a haunted house? The SOULS of shoes! What’s a ghosts favourite dessert? I-scream! What was the ghosts favorite baseball team? The BOO Jays! What room is a ghost not allowed to go inside? The Living room Why didn’t the vampire have fun on his vacation? He SUCKED all the fun…

  • PPSH-41

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    What does PPSH-41 stand for? It is:Perfectly and Painfully and Stubborn Hallucination for(4) one(1)

  • Dictionary

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    How is it we look in a dictionary to figure out how to spell something if we don’t know how to spell it?

  • Guard Dog

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    My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, “He doesn’t like men.” “Perfect,” my sister-in-law thought and took the dog. Then one day she was approached by two men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her…

  • Keep It!

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    A radical feminist gets on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. “Here we go again,” she thinks to herself. “Yet another man attempting to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back onto…