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Jokes

  • oneliners (2)

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    I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind. I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you. Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: What the hell was…

  • Bus, Train

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    Your mom’s so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

  • Key

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    What key opens no lock? A Turkey!

  • Video Store

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    Janet’s son, Trevor, lived in Georgia with his mom. Over the summer, Trevor went to California. On his way back to home, he decided to stop at an “adult video” store. The manager asked if he had an account. He admitted he didn’t, and asked to start one. The manager asked for his phone number…

  • Disobedience

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    What do you get when you aim a nuclear weapon at a disobedient country? South Korean barbecue.

  • Infinite Wisdom

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    A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me always, I will grant you one wish.” The…

  • Editing Bushit in Wikipedia

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    Before creating an article, please read Wikipedia:Your first article, or search for an existing article to which you can redirect this title. To experiment, please use the sandbox. As you create the article, provide references to reliable published sources. Without references, the article may be deleted. Notice: You are re-creating a page that was deleted.…

  • Two Drunks

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    One drunk to another: “Have you ever been so drunk you’d kiss a woman’s stomach?” Second drunk: “I’ve been drunker than that!”

  • Blondes & Santa

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    A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were invited to a party. On the way, the dumb blonde’s car broke down. The smart blonde missed the bus. Two of Santa Claus’ reindeer ran away. Who got to the party first? The dumb blonde, because the other two don’t exist!

  • Shipping Department

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    Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.

  • Sex Education

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    Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching sailing at this college…

  • Hospital Privacy

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    A woman, calling a local hospital, said, “Hello, I’d like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I’d like to find out if the patient is getting better, or doing as expected, or is getting worse”. The voice on the other end of the line said, “What is the patient’s…