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Jokes

  • Felt

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    Now, my brother ALWAYS daydreams. He just can’t help it. He also likes getting me to feel bad. I just got a new IPod and my brother says whenever I put it in my ears that i have turned into a zombie. When we were out for a bike ride down through the park he…

  • Argument

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    HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must…

  • Buried

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    Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

  • King Arthur’s Close

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    So I said to the taxi driver, “King Arthur’s Close.” He said, “Don’t worry, we’ll lose him at the next set of lights.” – Tommy Cooper.

  • Skydiving Instructions For the Beginner

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    Get to the ledge of the plane. Then, you will do the following: 1.Squat 2.Pray 3.Leap 4.AHHHH! (It’s what you scream on the way down, isn’t it?) 5.Touchdown Yes sir, thats S…P…L…A…T In other words, SPLAT!

  • Nintendo

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    Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.

  • Three Hasidim

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    Three hasidim are bragging about their Rebbes: “My rebbe is very powerful. He was walking once, and there was a big lake in his path. He waved his handkerchief, and there was lake on the right, lake on the left, but no lake in the middle.” To which the second retorted, “That’s nothing. My rebbe…

  • Air Traffic Talk CAN Be Fun

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    Here is a short story to show you that the stodgy air traffic controllers and the flyers they serve can have a sense of humor: The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (to do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft). The pilot…

  • Oh, My, God

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    Tech Support Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerpt taken from a Wall Street Journal article: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is. 2. AST technical support had…

  • Yo Mama*3

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    Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

  • Looking For that Special Someone.

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    My goal is to find a soulmate. It’s not cheating, just multi-tasking.

  • Top 10 Mother’s Day Wishes

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    What a mother wants for Mother’s Day 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any “floaties” (ie, backwash). 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that, “Why is this person my mother?” way. 8. Five pounds of chocolate…