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Jokes

  • Having a Very Bad Day

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    ~~You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When… ~~ 1. Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. 2. You’ve been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned. 3. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. 4. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight…

  • Art Gallery Nudes

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    A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are you waiting for?” The husband replies, “Autumn.”

  • Drunk Man Home

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    A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door, and to his car, and he stumbles…

  • Run

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    Game Set Match = Tennis Set Match Run = Arson

  • The Christmas Parrot

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    One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. “How do I get him to sing?” the young man asked, excitedly. “Simply hold…

  • Four Catholic Women

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    Four Catholic women are sitting in a cafe sipping their tea, talking about their great sons. Soon it begins as a contest to see who has the best son. The first woman proudly declares, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Father.” The second woman replies even more…

  • Secretary

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    Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,”Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any, “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you. Maybe…

  • Married

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    Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him and said “Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in…

  • Actual Car Accident Statements

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    The following are copies of actual written statements submitted to the police on report forms. The drivers were instructed to give brief statements on the particulars of the accident in their own words. Here are some examples ……. Woman Driver: I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. Man Driver: A truck backed…

  • Surprise

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    TRUE STORY My boyfriend decided to invite me over to his home one day. When I arrived, I was hoping we would be alone. When I got in, it was dark, except for the room we were in and I couldn’t hear any noise, so I guessed we were. We started to make out until…

  • Hello?

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    New York, NY Police across the nation are warning people who wear pagers to be on the lookout for the latest scam. According to police, pagers in several states have been beeped by a number displaying a 212 area code (New York) and the prefix 540. When the victims return the call, they are charged…

  • Accordion

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    Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the t.v., it’s going to be cold out.