Jokes
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Good & Bad News
in JokesI’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that there is no bad news. The bad news is that there is no good news.
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Bathtime Farts
in JokesA man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. “Have a nice soak in the bath and I’ll bring you a drink,” she suggested smiling. “Good…
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Rude Officer Ed
in JokesA newlywed couple was walking together, and needed to cross a busy street. They saw Officer Ed. He was controlling traffic, so he said to them in a sarcastic and nasty voice, “Oh, so you just want me to clear traffic so you snots can get across? Oh, sure, I’ll do that!” So the couple…
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Humor Can be Dissected
in JokesHumor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
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Follow Me, I’m Right Behind You!
in JokesA priest wanted to go to the post office, so he asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office. The priest said to the boy, “Thank you. Come to the church tomorrow and I will show you the way to Heaven.” The boy turned and said, “But you don’t…
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Yum, Chocolate!
in JokesWhy does Hershey’s chocolate taste so good? Because they are made by women! (Her-She) hahahaha
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Jar 47
in JokesA new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anyjoke. Everyone was amazed with what he could do – everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to visit this ‘miracle doctor’ to prove that he wasn’t anyjoke special. When it was time for his appointment he…
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Top 8 Idiots of 2000
in JokesIdiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into…