Jokes
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Funny Thoughts 5
in JokesIsn’t it scary that the word “therapist” is the same as the words “the” and “rapist” put together? Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? Do pigs pull ham strings? Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?…
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NCAA Basketball
in JokesHow many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one – but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
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The Fisherman’s Tail
in JokesA fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he met a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, “Only caught one, eh?”
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Kind of Makes You Think 19
in JokesWhy is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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Birthday Card
in JokesWhat starts with B, has 2 E’s, and ends in R???? Birthday Cheer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Difficult Puzzle
in JokesA man was walking down a street when he sees a blonde couple who looked extremely happy. He goes up to them and asks: “Why are you guys so happy?” The couple says “We just finished a puzzle that took us 3 years!” “3 years!” the man said “It doesn’t take that long to do…
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Gift Registry
in JokesJacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are quite excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers, “Yes.” Jacob: “We’re…
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Adventures in Disneyland
in JokesTwo blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.
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Psychic Frog Hotline
in JokesA local psychic hotline opened up a new number especially for frogs, called “The Psychic Frog-line.” A frog called, wanting to know his future. “You will meet a beautiful young girl,” predicted the psychic. “This is great!” said the frog. “Where will I meet her? At a party? At the pond?” “No,” replied the psychic.…