Jokes
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Washin The Dog
in JokesA young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent. The storekeep trying to be friendly says, “Got a lot of laundry to do?” The boy says, “Haha no. I’m actually going to go wash my dog with it.” The storekeep says, “Son, that stuff is very powerful.…
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The Storm
in JokesA young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” “Throw out an anchor, sir,” the student replied. “What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?” “Throw out another anchor, sir.” “And if another terrific…
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A Piece Of It
in JokesMary took her husband Bernie to see a psychiatrist for a check up. After examining him, the doctor took Mary to one side and said, “I have some very bad news for you. There is nothing I can do to help your husband. His mind has completely gone.” “I’m not really surprised,” Mary replied, “Bernie’s…
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Help! I’m stuck
in JokesDid you hear about the accident at the mall? There was a power outage and a group of blondes was stuck on the escalator for 3 hours!
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Girliepie’s Story
in JokesGirliepie has one that is really embarrassing! I tell it from her point of view – It was the next to last day of school and I was walking in the hall with my friends. I saw my friend Jacob a few feet away from me, so I decided to say hi. We always play…
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FIRE!!!
in JokesOne dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames. The alarm went out to the fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said,”All of…
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Nacho Cheese
in JokesThere was a Mexican family living in Mexico. The father of the family wasn’t making very much money and he decided that he and his family were going to move to America in order to live a better life, so the family moved to America. The Mexican man didn’t found a job there, and his…
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Great-great Uncle Remus
in JokesYou are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let’s say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. A cousin has supplied you with the only known photograph of Remus, showing him standing on the gallows.…
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa
in JokesA blonde and a brunette jump off of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Who lands first? / / / / / / / / / / The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.