Jokes

  • Piglet and the Toilet

    Q: Why did piglet look in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh (poo)

  • First Thing You are Taught

    Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say “I surrender” in German

  • Stupid Law

    In Arkansas, it is illegal to say the word Arkansas incorrectly.

  • Laugh at the Pregnant Lady

    A young 6-month pregnant lady boarded a bus and took a seat. She noticed a young man smiling at her and got humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. The…

  • Skittles

    Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out!

  • Something Funny

    What do you call a black person that wants to be and acts just like Jackie Chan? Blackie Chan

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 21

    The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed… unless it meets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman survives. It is said that…

  • Headlines I

    These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For Next August Blind Bishop Appointed To See Lingerie Shipment Hijacked – Thief Gives Police The Slip L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide Patient At Death’s Door – Doctors Pull Him Through Latin Course To Be Canceled – No Interest Among…

  • Halfwit

    A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

  • Heads I Win, Tails You Lose!

    Melvyn and Max were left quite a large plot of land by their rich father. However, this caused the two sons much grief. For months they argued long and hard over how the land should be divided between them. The solution just wasn’t that simple, so they took the problem to their priest. “Father,” said…

  • Comparing The Presidents

    Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: “Well, George Washington couldn’t tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth. And George W. Bush can’t tell the difference.”

  • Felt

    Now, my brother ALWAYS daydreams. He just can’t help it. He also likes getting me to feel bad. I just got a new IPod and my brother says whenever I put it in my ears that i have turned into a zombie. When we were out for a bike ride down through the park he…