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Jokes

  • Painting

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    One day in summer, Jack was going to visit his friend John. When he got to his house, he saw John, who was dressed in his warmest winter coats. “What are you doing? Are you nuts? It’s the middle of summer!” cried Jack. “I am painting my house. And on the can, it says you…

  • Sign of the Times

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    What kind of sign does a prostitute hang on her door when she goes on vacation? “GO SCREW YOURSELF!”

  • Things You Would Like To Say!

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    THINGS YOU’D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK 1. I can see your point, but I still think you are full of shit. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is NEVER good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this…

  • Dumb light

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    You’re so dumb, you invented the solar powered flashlight!

  • Doctors

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    I went to the neurologist yesterday, to find out if I still needed to take my medication, right? Well, he goes off on a random tangent about Hershey Park and I’m like, what the heck, I thought this was about me, not a theme park. And so, somehow, he decides that I need to take…

  • Irish 2

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    Why did the Irish people jump on the bartender? He said, “The drinks are on me.”

  • On the Scale

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    Yo mama’s so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads “one at a time, please”!

  • Hillary Clinton is the Junior Senator…

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    “Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments.” – David Letterman

  • Stairs

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    Amy: Yesterday I saw a man in the mall with very long arms. Every time he went up the stairs he would step on them. Bob: Wow… He stepped on his arms? Amy: No. On the STAIRS!

  • B J = C of C

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    Beijing = Capital of China.

  • Pressure

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    Q: Why do women fart less than men? A: Because they won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

  • Give Me a Beer

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    A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before problems start!” Again, the man orders a beer again saying, “Give me a beer before problems start!” The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, “When…