Jokes
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The Strange Deer
in JokesOne time I was walking and I saw a deer then a turkey comes out and the turkey and deer interact by speaking in human words then all of a sudden a really bright light formed and the deer and turkey have fused to make a durkey a dear and turkey combined it has a…
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As it turns out…
in JokesBelieve it or not, Windows95 is not a virus, as many (millions) have claimed. You want proof? Look no further! What’s the difference between Windows95 and a virus? Quality Replicates Quickly Virus: Yes Windows95: Yes Uses up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so Virus: Yes Windows95: Yes Occasional hard disk…
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The Chimes
in Jokes“I started a new band called The Chimes” “What kind of band?” “Acapella Ska” “What do you play?” “Drums”
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Ocean Sight
in JokesYo momma is so fat, when she was laying on the beach, everyone was screaming, saying “Look it’s Free Willy!!!!”
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Can You Help Me?
in Jokes“Doctor, please, I have a problem pronouncing Ts, Fs and Hs!” “Well then, you can’t say fairer than that.”
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Three Hymns
in JokesOne Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited…
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Tell What are You?
in JokesYou’re a.. January- talented February- lowlife March- immature April- wild May- exciting June- weird July- selfish August- hot September- scary October- messed up November- cool December-sexy Now pick the color shirt you have on Pink- cupcake sales person Blue- hooker Red- bartender Green- Celebrity Purple- Mc Donalds worker White- slut Yellow- taxi driver Black- chef…
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Signs With a Sense of Humor
in JokesSigns in our world… Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you. OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN. GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It’s shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain…
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Nothing Hurts
in JokesAn older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me!” “Why not?” he asks. She answers back, “Because I’m dead.” The husband says, “What are you talking about? We’re both lying here in bed together and talking to…