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Jokes

  • Midgets

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    What is grosser than gross? When a midget walks by and says your hair smells nice!

  • STDs are deadly!

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    Bill walked into his favorite dive bar, took his regular stool, looked around, and asked Louie, the bartender, “Where’s Beverly, the waitress?” “She’s dead,” replied the bartender. “Dead?” asked Bill. “She died from herpes,” said the bartender. Bill replied, “You don’t die from herpes.” “You do if you give it to Big Louie!” said the…

  • BALLBBALLABALLSBALLKBALLEBALLTBALL

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    Can You Decipher This Phrase? BALLBBALLABALLSBALLKBALLEBALLTBALL Basket Balls!

  • The Fruit and Vegetable

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    Vegetable: “Hey, lets get married.” Fruit: “I’m sorry.” Vegetable: “We could secretly get married.” Fruit: “No, we couldn’t.” Vegetable: “Why?” Fruit: “Because we can’t elope.” Can’t elope = cantelope

  • If You Don’t Know How to Read, Find Another Joke.

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    What happens to you if you can not read? Well, since you’ll probably be staying in Kindergarten, less homework!

  • Baskin Robins

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    One day two robins walked along the road, planning their day. Robin #1:Oh my god, we totally have to get some bronzing oil! Robin #2:Duh, I mean if are going to spend the whole day at the beach we totally have to! That day while the robins were tanning on the beach a big bad…

  • What Do You Get…

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    What do you get if you cross a dinosaur, a tiger, a crocodile, a spider, and a elephant? I don’t know but you better get out of it’s way!

  • Where?

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    An old hillbilly farmer with a severe case of hemorrhoids visited the doctor. The doctor prescribed some very powerful suppositories and asked the man to come back in a couple of weeks. The old farmer hadn’t used suppositories before, and didn’t realize they weren’t a pill to be taken orally. Two weeks later, the old…

  • Sex Problem

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    Dear Dr. Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He makes love to me regardless of what I am doing. Ironing, washing dishes, etc. I should like to know if there is anything thet yiu vwn fi gue hduuen…

  • T T T

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    Can you decipher this phrase? T T T U I U L P L I T I P O P S E S Tiptoe through the tulips!

  • Actual Answers Given on Family Feud

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    Name something a blind person might use – A sword Name a song with moon in the title – Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck – Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch – A burglar Name a famous brother & sister – Bonnie & Clyde Name a…

  • The World’s Most Retarded Jokes

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    Person #1: “Want to hear a joke?” Person #2: “Sure.” Person #1: “Your face.” ~ Your momma is so fat, she is overweight. ~ Two turds were hanging out. The first one was moaning and groaning. The second one asked, “What’s wrong?” The first one replied, “I feel like crap.”