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Jokes

  • I Am A Guy

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    Because I’m a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I’ll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator. Because I’m a guy, when I lock my keys in the…

  • Lost in a Desert

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    A man is lost in the desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he’s lying, gasping, on the sand, when in the distance he suddenly hears a voice calling “Mush! Mush!” Not trusting his ears he turns his head and there it is again, closer this time — “Mush!…

  • What is Laziness?

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    This is laziness!

  • Block

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    Yo mama so fat people jog around her instead of the block, for a LONGER run!

  • The Car Race

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    The Americans and the Russians had a car race, in which the car from America won. However, the report in the newspapers of Russia, read as follows – “In a recent motor race, the Russian car finished in second place, while the American car finished next to last.” (There were only two cars involved!)

  • Honest Lawyer, Ulaiy

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    Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Ulaiy (A-lie). After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they started to talk about what they were going to have on their tomb stones. Thomas said the he wasn’t going to have his name put on his tomb…

  • Anything But Cheerios

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    A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year old says, ”When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I’ll say ‘hell’ and you say ‘ass’.” The 4-year-old happily…

  • Anger Management

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    For all of you who say I need anger management… Just to let you know, if I could control my anger, I’d destroy you with it!

  • Elephant on a Highway

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    What was the elephant doing on the highway? About 5 mph

  • Bad Mechanic

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    I couldn’t fix your brakes, so instead I made your horn louder.

  • Anagram Short +Tell Me What to Anagram(bonus)

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    Submit a joke = I’m a but jokes That’s so stupid = Sadist puts hot ……………………………. Bonus jokes with my fur = Joy! Swift knob humerus let’s hear a joke = Jerk tease halo (If you guys want that I anagram a sentence you like then post it on the comment box. But only from…

  • Kind of Makes You Think 20

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    In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?