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Jokes

  • IT IS?

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    I have no soul. yes, Thats why I’m an asshole! I have somethin’ up my ass and no, that ain’t no mole. I pick on everyjoke ’cause I’m a nojoke. My girlfriend left me. Sometimes I go crazy and go out in the streets and yell “COME FUCK ME!” Everyone asks me, “Hey, whats up…

  • What’s That Smell!

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    A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom, on the edge of the bathtub, saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet, and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s…

  • Biology Experiment

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    There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says “Jump frog, jump!”. The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: ‘Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet’. Next he chops…

  • Bush, Chirac and Saddam

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    Bush, Chirac and Saddam went to hell. Bush wanted to call the US, so he called for one minute and then asked for the cost and he was told $1,000,000, so he paid. Jacques Chirac wanted to call France so he called for one minute and he asked for the cost and he was told…

  • The Creation of Dog

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    On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth, especially the horse, to serve as potential food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man…

  • Adsf

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    Attention Bridge Buyers The most respected name in bridge sale is about to present an offer that no self respecting bridge collector can ignore. The Bradley Bridge Exchange is proud to introduce the Commemorative Bridge Series. Even if you have never collected bridges before this unique investment opportunity should interest you. The Bradley Bridge Exchange…

  • Redneck Fight

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    There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river.…

  • Jazz Musicians

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    How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t worry about the changes, we’ll fake it! Note: In jazz, the chord changes are what dictates the improvisation of the music.

  • The Fart Dictionary

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    The Fart Dictionary The Alarm Fart – This is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downward note that stops before you expect it to. It sounds like something is wrong. If it happens…

  • Gas Station-UFO

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    A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young,…

  • 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman in an Argument

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    Don’t you have some laundry to do or something? Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. You’re just upset because your butt is beginning to spread. Wait a minute – I get it. What time of the month is it? Shouldn’t you consult the great Oprah on this one? Sorry. I…

  • Who Put The Light Out?

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    Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.