Jokes
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Piglet and the Toilet
in JokesQ: Why did piglet look in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh (poo)
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First Thing You are Taught
in JokesQ: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say “I surrender” in German
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Laugh at the Pregnant Lady
in JokesA young 6-month pregnant lady boarded a bus and took a seat. She noticed a young man smiling at her and got humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. The…
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Something Funny
in JokesWhat do you call a black person that wants to be and acts just like Jackie Chan? Blackie Chan
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Chuck Norris Facts: 21
in JokesThe First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed… unless it meets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman survives. It is said that…
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Headlines I
in JokesThese are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For Next August Blind Bishop Appointed To See Lingerie Shipment Hijacked – Thief Gives Police The Slip L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide Patient At Death’s Door – Doctors Pull Him Through Latin Course To Be Canceled – No Interest Among…
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Heads I Win, Tails You Lose!
in JokesMelvyn and Max were left quite a large plot of land by their rich father. However, this caused the two sons much grief. For months they argued long and hard over how the land should be divided between them. The solution just wasn’t that simple, so they took the problem to their priest. “Father,” said…
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Comparing The Presidents
in JokesAsked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: “Well, George Washington couldn’t tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth. And George W. Bush can’t tell the difference.”