Jokes
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The Shoe
in JokesOne evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under…
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Cinderella
in JokesWhy was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball!!
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Assholes
in JokesA man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, “All politicians are assholes.” A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, “I take offense to that!” The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a politician?” “No,”…
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Crime Pays, Eh?
in JokesKenneth Jeffries, 24, was arrested in West Haven, Conn., in August for robbing a convenience store. Police reported that he had first offered the clerk $1 for a pack of gum as a ruse and then taken $40 in the robbery. However, said police, Jeffries returned a minute later and asked, uncertainly, “Did I pay…
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The New McClinton Burger
in JokesDid you hear that in response to President Bill Clinton’s habit of dropping in on the local McDonalds, the McDonald’s national management has announced a commemorative double cheeseburger, the McClinton? Of course, when you get it, the price has doubled, you never get the fries you were originally promised, and it’s got half the meat.
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Little Willy
in JokesLittle Willy, full of hell, Threw his sister in the well. Their mother said when drawing water, “It’s so hard to raise a daughter.”
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Mike’s Girlfriend
in JokesAfter directory assistance gave me my boyfriend’s new telephone number, I dialed him — and got a woman. “Is Mike there?” I asked. “He’s in the shower,” she responded. “Please tell him his girlfriend called,” I said and hung up. When he didn’t return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. “This…
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Shakespeare
in JokesKnock-knock! Who’s there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not toby that is the question!