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Jokes

  • The Fallen Sign

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    I was traveling from Chesterton to Newcastle recently when I came across a sign which had fallen off its post at the crossroads. It was marked to Newcastle, Chesterton, Knutton and Silverdale. Unfortunately I didn’t know which road to take to Newcastle and had hoped the sign would help. Luckily, I had a great idea…

  • Gorbachev

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    In a restaurant: ― Why are the meatballs of cubic shape? ― Perestroika! (restructuring) ― Why are they undercooked? ― Uskoreniye! (acceleration) ― Why are they bitten? ― Gospriyomka (state approval) ― Why are you telling me all this so brazenly? ― Glasnost! (openness)

  • Just When

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    Just when you are finally happy with your life and eveything going on in your life…. You get married and ruin it!

  • Buying Condoms

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    A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing, fit to bust. The pharmacist thinks this odd and asks his assistant, if the man returns,…

  • Canoe

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    Once upon a time, there was a tribe of very hostile Indians who, upon catching a person on their land, would cut the person up and make a canoe out of them. One day, three men were walking through the woods when they wandered upon the canoe-making Indian’s land. They were all caught and given…

  • Cookies

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  • Investigating a Homicide

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    A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the joke was that of a young woman. The joke was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back. The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman. The detective…

  • Paint-ball

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    A blonde and her friends at a military camp had been taken out to play a game of paintball. Her team all bundle into their trench and prepare for the game. Suddenly, the whistle blows to signal the start of the game and the group-leader shouts, “Fire at will!” As the rest of the blonde’s…

  • Prison

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    I don’t know much about prison, but it sounds like a pain in the ass.

  • MISSING

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    This was seen on a bulletin board at a grocery store: “I have kidnapped myself. Please give me $2,000,000 and 5 tacos or you will never see me again.” And a different one: “I’m missing, so I have gone to look for myself. If I come back here before I do, please keep me safe…

  • Public Forums

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    An active message board with hundreds of topics in which to participate.

  • Now It All Makes Sense!

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    The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates. Why did the English people build them like that? Because the first rail…