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Jokes

  • Dare

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    D.A.R.E. sadly doesn’t stand for Drugs Are Really Excellent.

  • Wrong Meanings

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    A boy asked his mother what the word “shit” meant. The mother didn’t know what to say, so she said it meant “food”. Then he asked what the word “nigger” meant. She still did not know what to say, so she said “priest”. The last word he asked about was “fuck”. She really did not…

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 36

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    Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow. Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about! Chuck Norris don’t open no can of whoopass. He makes his own. Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the…

  • Leech

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    Q:What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? A:The leech stops sucking you dry after you’re dead.

  • Six years

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    Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: Fourth grade.

  • Coolidge Effect

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    U.S. President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a poultry farm. During the tour, Mrs. Coolidge inquired of the farmer how his farm managed to produce so many fertile eggs with such a small number of roosters. The farmer proudly explained that his roosters performed their duty dozens of times each day. “Perhaps you…

  • Knowledge Corrupts

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    Premise I: Knowledge is power. Premise II: Power corrupts. Conclusion: Therefore, knowledge corrupts.

  • Maternity Ward

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    Sign seen on a maternity-ward door: Push! Push! Push!

  • Asylum

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    Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, “I am Napoleon!” Another one said, “How do you know?” The first inmate said, “God told me!” Just then, a voice from another room shouted, “I did NOT!”

  • Blond Les-bar

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    Q) What does a blond say when she comes out of a lesbian bar? A) Wow, those people sure were friendly!

  • Eat Your Pussy

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    Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today? John: (crying)..I heard the milkman tell mom..”When the kid goes to school i’m gonna eat your pussy!”

  • The Bus

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    Yo Momma’s just like a bus. They’re big, smelly, and you can ride it for a buck.