Jokes
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Chocolate Chip Cookies
in JokesAn old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the…
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Banta and Sant
in JokesSanta:Oye, you know once, when I was very young, I jumped from the 20th floor of a building. Banta: Then what happened? Did you survived or die? Santa replied: “Oye, I forgot, that was years ago”.
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Cooking Woes
in JokesBecky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced…
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The Fence
in JokesAn engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it’s a pretty good working solution. “No no,” says the physicist, “there’s a…
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Five, Six, Pick Up Sticks
in JokesA furniture dealer from Knoxville, Tennessee, decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris, France to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip to the French capitol), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a…
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Funny Bumper Stickers
in JokesHonk if you’ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window. If you can read this, my wife fell off! (Seen on the back of a biker’s vest.) If you can beat me, you can eat me! (Seen on a Corvette driven by a “drop-dead gorgeous blonde.”) Remember: Stop lights timed for 35mph are…
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Test Your IQ
in JokesLet’s test your IQ…………. 1. man ———– board Ans. man overboard 2. stand ———– i I understand ok?….get the drift? Let’s try a few now & see how you fare. 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Reading between the lines 4. r road a d Crossroad 5. cycle cycle cycle Tricycle 6. t o w n Downtown 7. le…
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Banta Singh’s PhD Thesis
in JokesBanta Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes, and decided to do his PhD. Banta was looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis when he saw a cockroach. Banta placed the cockroach on the table and cuts one of its leg. Then he said “Walk”. The cockroach moves forward. Then…
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Self-Made
in JokesA man comes to dinner at a new friend’s house. While they eat, the new friend’s small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, ‘Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?’ The kid says, ‘Daddy told me you were a self-made man.’ ‘I am.’ ‘Well, why did you make…
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Amusement Park
in JokesA blond and a red-head were planning to go to an amusement park. When they got to the park the blond asks, “who will pay, You or me?”. So the red-head says, “I’ll tell you what, you’ll pay for entrance, and I’ll pay for all the rides.” (The rides don’t cost anything at all!)