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Jokes

  • Yellow

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    Your teeth are so yellow the sun should be shy to show it self!

  • The Blind German

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    What do you call a blind German? A not see!

  • Suicide or Suicide?

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    There once was a man who had been in a depressed state for months. His dog that he’d had since childhood ran away, his fiancé ran off the day before their wedding with a woman, he was working a job that was totally unfulfilling, and his house was robbed and his most valuable possesions were…

  • Hot Pursuit

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    Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, “Sarge, why’d you stop?” “You dumb rookie,” replied the Sarge. “He’s in Georgia…

  • Meant For Each Other…

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    A truck driver was going south on I-75, when he came upon a weight station. When he pulled in and got on the scales to be weighed, the scale master told the driver that he was 900lbs. over weight. The truck driver replied, “I can take care or that.” The scale master asked he how…

  • The Horse and the Rabbit

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    A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s…

  • The Blonde Cheer

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    What’s the blonde cheer? I’m blonde, I’m blonde,I’m B.L.O.N…..uh,oh well…I’m blonde, I’m blonde,I’m… yeah, yeah,yeah…

  • Too Correct

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    Psychiatrist to his nurse: “Just say we’re very busy. Don’t keep saying ‘It’s a madhouse.’”

  • Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me II

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    Sometimes you have to take the test before you’ve finished studying. If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse. Picking your nose when no one else is looking is still picking your nose. Just keep banging until someone opens the door. Making your bed is a waste of time. There is no…

  • Hypothetical Question

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    Two good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer…After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby,…

  • Ugh

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    A lawyer in Basic Math class “What is two plus two?” “Well, first let us decide the parties. The first two is party A. Now first, where are the signatures that my client two WANTS to be added to the party B, two. I see no signatures, and therefore the two twos shan’t be together…

  • Book-Book

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    So this chicken walks into the library, and she walks up to the librarian and she says: “Book.” The librarian says: “You want a book?” “Book.” “Any book?” “Book.” So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off she goes. An hour later the chicken comes back and says, “Book-book” The librarian says: “Now…