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Jokes

  • Clippers

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    You momma is so stupid, she went to the Clippers game to get a haircut!

  • STAFF NOTICE – TOILET POLICY

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    STAFF NOTICE – TOILET POLICY Effective immediately, a toilet policy will be established to provide more consistent method of accounting for staff during working hours, thus ensuring effective time management & equal treatment of all. In the future, the doors to all toilets will be equipped with computer linked voice recognition devices, which can only…

  • The French

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    Today, if you meet someone from France, they will say, “Bonjour, Je suis de la France.” This is what they would say if America knew France wasn’t going to pay us back for helping them. “Hallo, bin ich von Frankreich.”

  • Drunk Driver

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    A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to the man and asked, “Have you been drinking, sir?” “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?” “No,” replied the policeman, “you were driving splendidly. It was the…

  • NYPD

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    Two men are driving through New York when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “What the hell was that for?”…

  • Call Terminix

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    A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door,…

  • Milk Drinking Blond

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    Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

  • Black Market Drugs

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    The FBI and the DEA are joining efforts and will be assigning some of their agents to a quasi-FBI/DEA enforcement team specifically targeting the illegal allergy pills sales that occur on the black market. The agents will be called “Pseudo Feds.”

  • Afro-Turf

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    Q: What do you call 50 black guys in a hole? A: Afro-Turf

  • Rush Hour in Bangladesh

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    WARNING= SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THIS JOKE A BIT RACIST OR OFFENSIVE. I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO ANYjoke WHO READS THIS. Q: How do you start a rush hour in Bangladesh? A: Roll a penny down the street!

  • Mis Communication

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    One day a blonde and her brunette friend were listening to music together. The brunette had a few songs the blonde loved and so the brunette offered to burn a CD for her friend. “No, no,” the blonde said, “I can burn my own CD” so the brunette lent the blonde the CD and they…

  • 24 Hour Service

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    Needing some clothes cleaned in a hurry, a man searched this small Georgia town in which he was visiting until he found a sign which read: “Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service.” After explaining his needs, he said, “I’ll be back for my suit tomorrow.” “Won’t be ready til Saturday,” replied the proprietor. “But I thought…