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Jokes

  • Rock Guitarist?

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    A teenage guitarist got so carried away while bouncing up and down on his bed mimicking a rock star that he flew out of a third floor window to his death, a Singapore newspaper reported yesterday. The Straits Times said Li Xiao Meng, a 16-year-old from China who was studying at Singapore’s Hua Business School,…

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 35

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    Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands. On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000 The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris When…

  • Dog’s Reminder to Self

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    1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table. 3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the bed. 4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering…

  • Nun Bashing

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    A really really drunk man stumbled out of a local bar and right into the nun. Quickly the man punched the nun right in the face. Stunned the nun tried to run away, but the drunk just ran after her and pushed her to the ground. The drunk then proceeded to kick the nun repeatedly…

  • Last Rite

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    A Catholic man was struck by a bus on a busy street. He was near death lying on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers. “A priest! Somejoke please get me a priest!” the man gasped. Minutes dragged on and no one stepped out of the crowd. A policeman checked the crowd and finally yelled, “A…

  • barbeque Season

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    After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it’s the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is some of danger involved. When…

  • Nuns and Beer

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    Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The nun answered, “That would be good, but I’d be uneasy about purchasing it.” The 1st nun said she would handle it and picked up a six…

  • Or I Might Write

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    A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first. “Tell me,” said he, “if we release you, as we…

  • Birdy

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    2 blondes are walking in the park and the 1st blonde says, “LOOK! Dead bird!” The 2nd blonde looks up into the sky and yells “Where?!”

  • Name One Important Thing…

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    Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Willy: Me

  • You’ve turned into a Mom When…..

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    You Know You’ve Turned Into a Mom When… You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the barney song as you do the dishes. You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school! You actually…

  • Two Rabbis II

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    Two Rabbis were discussing their problems with squirrels in their synagogue attic. One Rabbi said they simply called an exterminator and they never saw the squirrels again. The other Rabbi said, “We just gave them all a bar mitzvah, and never saw the squirrels again.”