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Jokes

  • Birthday

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    It was a blond’s birthday, and to celebrate, he took his girlfriend out on a date; he dressed very nicely, in a tuxedo, sharp tie, and some nice soft pants. He went to his girlfriend, and said, “Do you have anything to say to me?” His girlfriend also a blonde, says, “Yeah, what up with…

  • Get His Burg II

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    You might be a redneck if… You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.

  • Yo Momma So Dark

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    Yo momma is so dark, she’s not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of her.

  • Daisy the Dalmation

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    Breaking News! Daisy the Dalmation is entering the presidential election along with Mitt Romney and barack Obama.Right now we are going to hear her campaign speech. ” Voting for your next president will be very difficult to chose so let me make it easier. You can vote for the white guy or the black guy.…

  • T’s

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    What starts with T, ends with the T and has full of T’s? [You must answer it and write it in the comment box!(hehe)]

  • Ghosts

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    Why don’t ghosts make good magicians? You can see right through them!

  • The Short Story Of Moe

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    Moe the midget always gets bullied by Terrance the tall goon. After many months of getting bullied and being made fun of his size, Moe has had it. One day, Moe challenges Terrance saying, “If you can do everything I can, then I will leave town forever and if you can’t, then you will have…

  • Supermarket

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    Why does a blonde keep lowering her head in the supermarket? She is looking for low prices.

  • New Pet Device

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    I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked “Electronic cat and dog caller — guaranteed to work.” I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

  • Rodeo

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    Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first guy says, “My favorite position is the ‘rodeo’ position.” “What is the ‘rodeo’ position, and how do you do that?” asks the second man. The first guy explains, “Well, first you tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours,…

  • Tuna Casserole

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    My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs. She nudged me and whispered, “Wake up, wake up!” “What’s the matter?” I asked. “There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they’re eating…

  • Look

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    Q:What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? A:Nothing, they haven’t met yet.