Jokes
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What On Earth?
in JokesIn the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the earthly part. Then God said, “Let there be…
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Little Red Riding Hood
in JokesQ. What little girl takes from the rich and gives to the poor? A. Little Red Robbin’ Hood!
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What I Leraned In MY Lifetime So Far #1
in JokesHere are some things learned in MY lifetime: 1) If you want something very bad and your parents won’t let you, give them a lower lip, blink your eyes really fast, and say please 3,000 times until they crack. 2) NEVER ask your dad about Shakespeare or Math homework, unless you want a 5 hour…
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Mercedes in Moscow
in JokesThe Armenian Radio was asked: “Is it true that in Moscow, Mercedes cars are being given to citizens?” The Armenian Radio answers: “Yes, but it is not Moscow but Leningrad, not Mercedes but Ladas, and not given to but stolen from.”
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The Buddhist Computer Addict
in JokesQ: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? A: He enters Nerdvana.
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I KNOW I’m Right!
in JokesWhen a man wants to believe something, it doesn’t take much to convince him.
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Now That’s Dumb
in JokesYo momma so dumb that when we told her it was a serial killer on the loose she went and locked all the boxes of cereal up in the cabinet.
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A Bunch of Mind Boggling Questions
in JokesCould it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong? Is there another word for synonym? Where do forest rangers go to “get away from…