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Jokes

  • Four Legs

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    What has four legs and ticks? A walking clock!

  • Statistics Show

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    I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. “Man, that…

  • An X From Place B

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    There once was an X from place B, That satisfied predicate P, He or she did thing A, In an adjective way, Resulting in circumstance C.

  • Wheel&Deals

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    A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that’s so homely looking, he hasn’t had a date in over a year, also, he’s sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he slept. He figures that he has absolutely…

  • 3 Legged Dog

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    One day a three legged dog walked into a bar. He said, “I’m looking for the guy that shot my paw.”

  • Intoxicated

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    A man comes home after a party drunk. When he interrogates his wife about who she is, she replies, “I’m your wife! Did you forget me?” The man says, “Sorry, drinking makes me forget my pain.”

  • Floorbuffer

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    You might be a redneck if you ride the electric floorbuffer and mistake it for your wife!!

  • Knock-knock?

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    Knock-knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

  • Three Politicians

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    Three senators were sitting at the bar and having drinks with each other. The democrat started a conversation of were they liked their wives to be positioned during sex, the democrat said that he likes his wife on top, so he can see all of her. The republican said, “No no no I like my…

  • REALLY AWESOME COMPUTER THINGY!

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    This will make your computer A LOT faster, and it is REALLY EZPZ! The thing is, most ppl lack the knowlege to use it. 1.Go to the START menu 2. Click My Computer 3. Right click (C:) 4.Click Format 5. Click Yes 6. Repeat on (D:), then (E:), then (A:) 7. TA DA! FTR, if…

  • The Beer And Ice Cream Diet

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    Justification for beer and ice cream! But stay away from the pizza! As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise…

  • Comedian

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    This Chinese man asks this guy what he does for a living. The guy says, ‘I’m a comedian.’ The Chinese guy says ‘No, u no camedien!’ The guy says, ‘Yer, I am, honest.’ The Chinese guy says, ‘No, you’re not, ploove it, change coror!’ (He says it like chameleon)