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Jokes

  • Passing A Parrot

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    A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same…

  • What Happens When You Predict Snow…

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    This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for two days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don’t get any….a true story… We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to…

  • It All Hinges On,,,,

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    Bill was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished,…

  • Harry

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    Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

  • Haf

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    Knock knock. Who’s there? Haf. Haf who. Haf you ever opened the door because I’m tired of waiting.

  • Milk Bath

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    Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.…

  • Flight to Egypt

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    The children in the Sunday school class were asked by their teacher to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. When she looked at little Ricky’s picture, she was puzzled to see that he had drawn four people in an airplane, so she asked him which story it represented. Little Ricky replied, “That’s the Flight…

  • Difference Between Teacher And…

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    What’s the difference between the teacher and the one who minds trains? The teacher trains minds, the other minds trains.

  • Orders

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    “So, how did you do?” the boss asked his new salesman after his first day on the road. “All I got were two orders.” “What were they? Anything good?” “Nope,” the salesman replied. “They were ‘Get out!’ and ‘Stay out!”

  • Not Try to Sing

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    What part of music is the part you’d better not try to sing? Refrain!

  • Twenty-First Century Addendum

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    I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings, at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: “Lead us not into…

  • Selective Hearing

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    What a woman says: This place is a mess! C’mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now! What a man hears: blah,blah,blah,blah, C’MON, blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR blah,blah,blah,blah, NO…