Jokes
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Hit Me!
in JokesSaul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.” He ignores it. It goes on for days. “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.” After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas.” He asks why. “Saul, take…
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Linking Policy
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William Shakespeare
in JokesLittle Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice: “Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I’ll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare.” Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time.…
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Redneck: Father-in-law
in JokesYou might be a redneck if your father-in-law said that you had no class, so you spit at him.
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A Father Watched His Daughter…
in JokesA father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied. “What do you call…
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The Dirtiest Word I Know
in JokesEvery time I hear the dirty word “Exercise”, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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The Bad Priest
in JokesOne day a man was walking down the road and saw the priest also walking. Since he knows the priest usually rides a bike he asks where it is. “Well, I woke up this morning and couldn’t find it,” he replies. “Oh. Well, here is an idea. When you go over the Ten Commandments in…
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Brother, Will You Marry Me?
in JokesMy brother-in-law was a gay minister, so when his sister wanted a small, casual wedding, she asked him to officiate. He had never performed a marriage ceremony before, so he decided to ask his pastor for advice. “My sister has asked me to marry her,” he began, “and I’m not sure what I should do.”…
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Today’s Economy
in JokesThe economy is so bad. . . if the bank returns your check marked ”Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad. . . a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
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First Time Father
in JokesA first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant. His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into space, then says, “What in the world are you doing?” He replied, “I’m waiting for…