Jokes
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Half-Staff
in JokesI was walking around in the movies with my friends and we saw this one teenager. His pants were falling down, so I said to my friends, “God, these kids nowadays! I thought a rapper died and the kid decided to put his pants half-staff!”
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Fuck You
in JokesLittle Red Riding Hood: “Oh, grandmother, what big ears you have!” Wolf: “All the better to hear you with.” Little Red Riding Hood: “Oh, grandmother, what big eyes you have!” Wolf: “All the better to see you with.” Little Red Riding Hood: “Oh, grandmother, what big hands you have!” Wolf: “All the better to grab…
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You Couldn’t Make It Up V
in JokesAT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that…
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Skin and Bones
in JokesWhy don’t skeletons ever play music at church? Because they don’t have any organs!
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Baste A Turkey
in JokesA State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then he asked, “But why would you call the State Police to find out how to baste a turkey?” There was…