Jokes
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Peroxide Blond
in JokesQ: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
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Santa A Guy?
in JokesI think Santa Claus is a woman… I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast…
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Sam and Abe.
in JokesSam and Abe, in their late seventies, first met years ago in the second grade. Their relationship now is mostly playing cards, telling jokes and making bets. Sam calls Abe and says, “I got a bet for you: I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars!” Abe says,…
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Bill and Hillary
in JokesBill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. “The chicken sounds good; I’ll have that,” Hillary says. The waiter nods. “And the vegetable?” he asks. “Oh, He’ll have a cheeseburger,” Hillary replies.
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Viagra Now Available…
in JokesViagra now available in liquid form. FDA officials today announced the release of the wonder drug Viagra in a new, easy-to-take liquid form. It is sold under the name “Mydixadrill.” Now when men come home from work in the evening, they can pour themselves a stiff one.
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Raggedy Ann
in JokesQ: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio’s face saying, “Lie to me, lie to me!”
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Letter From God
in JokesOne day, God was talking to St. Peter. God said, “I am not very happy with all the sinners in the world. I should send a letter to each of them and tell them what they are doing wrong and they must stop, or they will not come to Heaven when they die.” “I have…
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Marmalade and Jam
in JokesWhat is the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can’t marmalade your dick up a 2 year olds ass.
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Amazing Facts 9
in Jokes# Your left lung is smaller in size than your right lung, it is like that in order to make room for your heart. # Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time # Male human brains are about 10 percent heavier than female brains # Before 1800…
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The Lord’s Prayer
in JokesA mother was teaching her three-year-old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end. “And lead us not into temptation”, she prayed, “but…