Jokes
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Justice Prevailed
in JokesA junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: “Justice prevailed.” The senior partner replied in haste, “Appeal immediately.”
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Amazing Facts 22
in JokesDolphins sleep with one eye open. Bulls are color blind. A cow’s only sweat glands are in its nose. Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people. Emus can’t walk backwards. A group of unicorns is called a blessing. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A…
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Gross — Not Funny #4
in JokesWhat’s grosser than gross? When you find a used tampon in your ketchup bottle.
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An Interesting Thing About Golf…
in JokesAn interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
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The Ghost
in JokesOscar got to the broken down inn and asked for a room. “I have only one room left,” said the innkeeper, “But before I give it to you, I must tell you that room is where the white-eyed ghost lives.” Oscar wasn’t worried. “I’ll take the room,” he said, “I’m not afraid of ghosts.” That…
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Family Problems
in JokesTwo men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. “A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. “We got married and I got myself…