Jokes
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After School Snack
in JokesWhy did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
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Early Aviation
in JokesFrom the instruction manual for the first stewardesses (in 1930): Keep the clock and altimeter wound up. Carry a railroad timetable in case the plane is grounded. Warn the passengers against throwing their cigars and cigarettes out the windows. Keep an eye on passengers when they go to the lavatory to be sure they don’t…
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Doing Good
in JokesA little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
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You Might Be…
in JokesYou might be a redneck if when someone says: “Do you have any duct tape?” And you say: “I don’t have any ducks on tapes but I’ve got some on my wall.”
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Stupid Lecturers
in JokesIn the university, the lecturers were entering their classes. Meanwhile, the students were doing their own stuff. When the lecturer said,”Class, attention please!” all of them still did something else. Of course they didn’t pay attention because the lecturer asked the CLASS to pay attention!
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You So Poor
in JokesYo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.
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The Grieving Wife
in JokesMary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?” She says,…