Jokes
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Excuse Not to Work
in JokesMy uncle is very superstitious. He won’t work any week that has a Friday in it.
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On a Truck’s Mudflaps
in JokesSeen on rear mud-flaps of a large truck left mud-flap right mud-flap Passing Side Suicide / —— —— —— —— / El Paso El Cruncho
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Where are All the Americans?
in JokesA Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps,free medical care, and free education!” The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am Mexican.”…
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Pride and Panic
in JokesPride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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Steve at the Tree
in JokesSteve is playing with his 3 friends at his tree in the back garden, and his mum comes out and shouts, “If all four of you fall out of that tree and break both legs, then don’t come running to me!”
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Cow and Rabbit
in JokesQ: What’s the difference between a rabbit and a cow? A: One’s a rabbit and one is a cow
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It Wasn’t Me!!!
in JokesOnce the head teacher of a primary school walked into a classroom and started firing questions at the students. Head Teacher: “Who made the world?” The students shivered with fright but no one answered. Head Teacher: “Children,I asked, WHO MADE THE WORLD?” The teacher’s voice was getting louder and the kids were freaking out. The…