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Jokes

  • Three Men in A Pub

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    One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Newfie walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the foam. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him…

  • Photo Op

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    We invite grandparents to a special day at our school, culminating in a photo op with grandparent and grandchild posing in front of a colorful display from a history class. Only after the last shot was snapped did we notice what appeared above each grandparent’s head: a banner screaming, “Discover the Ancient World.”

  • You’re Getting Old When…

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    You’re getting old when… your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!” your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as…

  • What Is……

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    What is green and yellow and eats nuts? GONORRHEA

  • Wife Goes on a Trip………

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    A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip. The wife answers, “Thank you hon, what would like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says, “An Italian girl.” The woman kept quiet and left. Two…

  • Hellman Mayonnaise

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    Most people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the “Titanic” was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.…

  • A Blond Laughs at a Joke 3 Times

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    A blonde laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told, When the joke is explained, And 5 days later, when she gets it.

  • Capitals

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    There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all the states and capitals. That night when he got home he…

  • Mortgage

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    Little Johnny was running away from home, crying his eyes out, when he ran across a policeman. “Where are you going, Little Johnny?” asked the cop. “I’m running away from home,” sobbed Little Johnny. The cop asked him, “Why would you want to do something like that?” “My mommy and daddy don’t love me any…

  • Swimming

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    A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were swimming the breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says “Not to be a sore loser or anything, but I think the other girls were using their hands.”.

  • The Honeymoon is Over

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    As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible…

  • Stop!

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    An RCMP officer pulled over a vehicle that had performed a rolling stop at a stop sign. When the driver was told this, he replied, “But it says STOP, not STAY!”