Jokes
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If You Don’t Know How to Read, Find Another Joke.
in JokesWhat happens to you if you can not read? Well, since you’ll probably be staying in Kindergarten, less homework!
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Baskin Robins
in JokesOne day two robins walked along the road, planning their day. Robin #1:Oh my god, we totally have to get some bronzing oil! Robin #2:Duh, I mean if are going to spend the whole day at the beach we totally have to! That day while the robins were tanning on the beach a big bad…
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What Do You Get…
in JokesWhat do you get if you cross a dinosaur, a tiger, a crocodile, a spider, and a elephant? I don’t know but you better get out of it’s way!
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Where?
in JokesAn old hillbilly farmer with a severe case of hemorrhoids visited the doctor. The doctor prescribed some very powerful suppositories and asked the man to come back in a couple of weeks. The old farmer hadn’t used suppositories before, and didn’t realize they weren’t a pill to be taken orally. Two weeks later, the old…
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Sex Problem
in JokesDear Dr. Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He makes love to me regardless of what I am doing. Ironing, washing dishes, etc. I should like to know if there is anything thet yiu vwn fi gue hduuen…
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Actual Answers Given on Family Feud
in JokesName something a blind person might use – A sword Name a song with moon in the title – Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck – Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch – A burglar Name a famous brother & sister – Bonnie & Clyde Name a…
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The World’s Most Retarded Jokes
in JokesPerson #1: “Want to hear a joke?” Person #2: “Sure.” Person #1: “Your face.” ~ Your momma is so fat, she is overweight. ~ Two turds were hanging out. The first one was moaning and groaning. The second one asked, “What’s wrong?” The first one replied, “I feel like crap.”
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The Master Detective
in JokesThat master detective, Sherlock Holmes, was sitting on his chair beside the fireplace calmly reading a book when suddenly, his good partner, Dr. Watson came in. Sherlock Holmes looked at his friend and smiled, saying, “Why, Dr. Watson, don’t you think the weather is a bit hot for you to be wearing your red flannel…
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Installing Carpet
in JokesA carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ”No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” he said to himself. He proceeded to…