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Jokes

  • Missing Condom

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    A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, “What happened to the other five condoms?” His nervous reply was, “Er, I masturbated with them.” Later, she then approached…

  • The Blond Husband and His Twin

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    There was a newlywed couple on their honeymoon in Antarctica. The bride asks her husband to gather berries; the husband asked, “Why do you want berries; we are in Antartica?” She replied with, “I was just wondering if you would and if your penis shriveled, because my nipples are hard and if your penis does…

  • Library Blonde

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    A blonde walked in a library and went to the librarian, pulls out a thick book and started screaming at her. She yells, “THIS BOOK IS HORRIBLE! THERE ARE TOO MANY CHARACTERS AND NO PLOT WHATSOEVER!” The librarian stares at her, then calmly replies, “So you’re the one who took our phone book.”

  • Computer Lab

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    My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she…

  • The Law of Reality

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    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

  • Little Girl

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    A little girl learned in school, that instead of words, pictures and symbols would be drawn to indicate something if words weren’t understood. Later that day, she needed to go into the bathroom, looked at two pictures, and went in one. A teacher asked her, “Why did you go into the boys’ bathroom?” She answered,…

  • KFC

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    Ever been to KFC? Ever notice that sometimes their toilets do not provide toilet rolls? Reason being that they uphold their motto: “It’s finger licking good!”

  • Chinese Queers

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    What do you call two Chinese queers? Two can chew!

  • Fun Things To Do In A Public Library

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    Here are some fun things to do in a public library if you get bored there… 1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly. 2. While pointing to a very simple word, like ‘the’, ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you. 3. While looking at your book, turn so…

  • For Guys

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    Im not on my period… I just dont like you 😛

  • The Difference

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    What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.

  • How Do Indians Get Their Names?

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    One day, a little Indian boy came up to an old man in the village (In the Indian heritage, the oldest are most wise). The little boy asks, “How do we Indians get their names? Like… Blackhawk, or Redeyes?” The old man says, “Well, actually, when they are born, the first thing we see is…