Jokes
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Christmas Carol
in JokesRacing through the snow a onewarde southern sleigh, all the way we go bahing through the trees, the snow is turning red, I think i’m almost dead, all the children laugh and play around my stupid head!
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What Children Say VI
in JokesCONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE “I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘Dinosaurs’ is on television.” Jill, age 6. “Love is foolish…..but I might try it sometime.” Floyd, age 9. “Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place…we were behind a tree.” Carey, age 7. THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED…
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Whats that smell?
in JokesHave you ever asked your child a question too many times? Johnny a three-year-old had a lot of problems with potty training and his mother was with him constantly. One day they stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying her…
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TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
in JokesOf course you know they have changed the look of twenty dollar bills recently. What happens to the old ones? Bill Gates gets them!
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I Am Your FATHER!
in JokesLady on telephone: “Hello sir, I want to meet & talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids.” Guy (stunned!): Are you Sandra? No. Jenny? No. Amy? No. Betty? No. Lady (in confusion): “No sir, I’m your son’s class teacher.”
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Grocery List
in JokesGrocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store.
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A Biblical Scholar
in JokesA nice girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for a chat. “So, what are your plans?” the father asks the fiance. “I am a Biblical scholar,” he replies. “A Biblical scholar.…
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A True Story.
in JokesI have a new baby cousin named Caroline. She has a big brother named Sam (he just turned 2) and 2 big sisters named Elena and Erica. Well, my aunt was away with her three daughters. It was just my uncle and Sam at home. My uncle and Sam were playing on the floor. My…