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Jokes

  • A Bunch of Mind Boggling Questions

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    Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong? Is there another word for synonym? Where do forest rangers go to “get away from…

  • No Joke Here

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    (Told You So)

  • Cup of Coffee….

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    A man walks into Starbucks. Man: I want a cup of coffee. Blond Waitress: Sure that will be $1.00 The man pays for the coffee, the blond then goes and measures a cup of coffee and brings it to the man, she dumps it all onto his table. Man: I wanted a cup of coffee,…

  • A Good Date

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    Three roommates: a blonde, brunette, and redhead all go out on dates one night. When they get back in the blonde says, “You know you’ve been on a good date when your make-up is all smeared!” The brunette says, “No, no, you know you’ve been on a good date when you come home and your…

  • 5 Giggle Bytes

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    The following are real excerpts from Help Desk logs at real corporations. Or are they? 1. Help Desk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… 2. Help Desk: And now hit F8. Customer: It’s not working. Help Desk: What did you do, exactly? Customer: I hit the ‘F’ key 8…

  • Sleepy Hollow

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    I found this attached to a halloween scythe: BE SURE HEAD IS ATTACHED BEFORE USE.

  • Iron Phone

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    A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. “The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron.” “What about the other one?” “They called back.”

  • Shake it Granny

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    One day little Susie, who is a blond(since this is in the ‘blond’ cat), was at her grandma’s house. She had been there for about two days and today grandma isn’t feeling very well. The grandma is in bed, coughing and it isn’t getting any better. The Grandma tells little Susie to go to the…

  • ED CROWD

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    Can you decipher this phrase? ED CROWD Over crowded: [CROWD over ED].

  • My Favourite Redneck Jokes

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    You know you’re a Redneck if….. 1. Your child’s night-light is a neon beer sign. 2. The only running water in your house comes through the ceiling. 3. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 4. All your kids toys came free with a Happy Meal. 5. When you fill your car with gas,…

  • The Parrot MkXXIII

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    A very lonely old lady buys a parrot from a pet store, complete with cage. Before the purchase, she is given a guarantee that the bird will talk. Ten days later, she returns to the store, very disappointed. “The parrot doesn’t talk.” “Did you buy a mirror?” “No.” “Every parrot needs a mirror.” So she…

  • Two Forbidden Words

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    A teacher is telling her class she has two words that will not be allowed to use. Teacher: There are two words which I will never let you use. One is gross and the other is cool. Student: So what are the words?