Jokes
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Prepare To Meteor Maker!
in JokesAs a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. “Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a…
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Most Funny
in JokesWhat do you say to a blonde who looks stupid in her ear muffs? Anything you want! She cant hear you! P.S. no offence to blondes!
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Rex Goes To College
in JokesA young man goes off to college, but about one-third of the way through the semester, he’s foolishly squandered the money his parents had given him. “Hmmmm,” he wonders. “How am I going to go about getting more dough?” Then he gets and idea and phones his father. “Dad, you won’t believe the wonders that…
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Darling
in JokesThe manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little orientation speech. “What is your name?” he asked. “John,” the new guy replied. The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of place you worked at…
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Nice Blond
in JokesOne day after a birthday party at the jumper house, a young blond told her mother: Mommy, Mommy, I’m soooooo generous! When I was about to go into the jumpers, I found so many shoes and took them to the lost and found! Aren’t I soooooo generous?
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Could It Happen Again?
in JokesA friend of mine and his family were taking a trip to the mall. On the way, their 18 month old son had a massive blow out poopy diaper. In the mall parking lot, the diaper was changed and put in a Dillard’s bag. Embarrassed by the incredibly bad smell, the couple decided to leave…
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Drug Abuse
in JokesWhy do they call it “drug abuse” when the person “abusing the drugs” then ends up with half of his brain being rendered useless?
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Why Didn’t the Chicken Cross the Road?
in JokesWhy didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because he’s “chicken”.