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Jokes

  • Best Seat in the House

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    An old Indian lined up all of his ten sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Nojoke answered him. He then asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” And again nojoke answered. The old Indian said, “I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down…

  • Two Eyes

    in

    One eye says to the other eye, “Between you and me, something smells.”

  • Restaurant Games

    in

    THIS WAS REAL! My brother and his friend went out to eat at a restaurant. The restaurant was packed so they had to wait. The waitress then asked them for a name so she could call them when their table was ready. My brother’s friend decided to give her a fake name. So then my…

  • Bird

    in

    Once a bird pooped on me, so I threw it back.

  • Carlin’s Hurricane Rules

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    #1. A mandatory evacuation means just that – get the hell out. Don’t blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn’t said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out; if you didn’t, it’s your fault, not theirs. (We don’t want to hear it, even if you don’t have…

  • Know-It-All

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    “Danny,” asked Mrs Waters, “What’s usually used as a conductor of electricity?” “Why- er…” “Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?” “The what??” That’s absolutely right. The watt.”

  • Books

    in

    One time, my teacher said to dump our Math books. Then she said to get your Social Studies book. Then that became history.

  • A Brunette

    in

    A brunette said, “I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.”

  • Arms So Short

    in

    Yo momma’s arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ears.

  • Multiply

    in

    The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, “Go forth and multiply.” A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little…

  • Deodorant

    in

    Guy goes into a drug store and asks for deodorant. Assistant says, “Aerosol or ball-type?” to which he replies, “Neither, it’s for under my arms.”

  • A Greater Insult

    in

    A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, “All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge. Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, “Take that back.” The biker says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?” “No, I’m an asshole.”