Jokes
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Say What?
in JokesWinters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought a pair of earmuffs for his foreman. One cold, blustery day, he noticed that the foreman wasn’t wearing them. In fact, he couldn’t recall a time he’d ever seen the man wear the…
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Shark
in JokesA child was born one day with a condition that limited him to only being able to whisper – unable to speak loudly or normally. At about 30 years old he finally goes to the doctor wanting to treat it. “Can you treat this condition, doc?” he whispers very silently, barely heard. “Well, I can…
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Chuck Norris Facts: 26
in JokesChuck Norris’ sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said, “Of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?” Chuck…
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Things You Don’t Want to Hear II
in JokesThings You Don’t Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness “Let me ask your opinion, nurse…” “Has anyone ever seen one of THESE?” “What do you mean, “It’s upside down”?” “This is what happens when cousins marry.” “You think we can sew it back on?” “Is that SUPPOSED to be yellow?” “What does the AMA know;…
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Battle of the Sexes
in JokesNojoke will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
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EARTHQUAKE!
in JokesYo momma’s so fat, when she goes to get the mail it measures on the Richter scale.
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Marriage Changes Passion…
in JokesMarriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
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Why Being a Woman is Better…
in JokesWhy it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in…