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Jokes

  • Racial Lightbulb Jokes

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    Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hey, that’s not funny! We’re suing! Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Who needs lightbulbs with our technology? Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: We can’t afford lightbulbs.…

  • Alien

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    Definition of alien-people from another country.

  • New Librarian

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    The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children’s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a “Contract” for returning the books on time. Her first customer was a second grader, who…

  • Sunglasses

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    Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.

  • 1 C A and 4 H A in a M M

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    1 C A and 4 H A in a M M 1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!

  • Gas Cap

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    A blonde filled her car with gas at a self-service gas station. After she had paid and driven away, she realized that she had left the gas cap on top of her car. She stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost. Well, she thought for a second and realized that other people must…

  • Two Tall Trees…

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    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch: “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says it cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The…

  • Who Earns More??

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    Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he…

  • Via Bluetooth

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    A Japanese and an American are sitting next to each other in an airplane. The Japanese turns to the American and says “We are so technically advanced that we have exact replicas of ourselves so we can be at two places at the same time”. He continues, “Therefore, I can be at work and at…

  • Birdseed

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    A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help. “I’d like a box of birdseed,” said the lady. “For which kind of bird?” he asked helpfully. “Oh, I dunno,” she replied. “Whichever will grow the fastest.”

  • Danish Chicks Flash Their Hairy Armpits

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    These danish chicks flash their hairy armpits, while they catch guys’ reaction on candid camera. Scroll in a few minutes – it is hilarious http://www.dr.dk/pirattv/programmer/soestrene-bidsk/soestrene-bidsk-tester-angst-for-haar/

  • Japan is in Trouble

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    Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine. It’s only a matter of time before that powerful engine of productivity begins to sputter and fail. What could cause such a sharp turnaround? High interest rates? Increased unemployment? Lower productivity? No, it’s something much more economically debilitating – and permanent.…