Jokes
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Unfamiliar With the Term
in JokesThese four guys were walking down the street; a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?” The Saudi says, “What’s ‘shortage’?” The Russian says, “What’s ‘meat’?” The North Korean says, “What’s ‘opinion’?” The New Yorker,…
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Corporate Lesson 1:
in JokesShare Critical Information Pertaining to Credit and Risk A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and…
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Idaho Rednecks
in Jokes90 percent of people in Idaho say, “Oh shit!” when in a car wreck, The other ten percent say, “Hold my beer and watch this shit!”
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Naughty Jack
in JokesJack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marajiuana, Jack got high and unzipped his fly and Jill said I don’t wanna.
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After One Thing
in JokesA man had parked his car in the supermarket parking lot and was walking past an empty cart, when he heard a female voice say, “Mister, are you using that cart?” “No,” he answered…”I’m only after one thing.” As he walked away he heard her murmur, “Typical male.”
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Robbed!
in JokesReturning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog…
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Bumper Sticker Sayings
in Jokes1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth. 4. Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after. 5. Do I look like a freakin’ people person? 6. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting. 7.…
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The Birthday Party
in JokesA lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop…
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Who has the Biggest?
in JokesQ: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 3rd grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde because she is 18.
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How is it …
in JokesHow is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?